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Full of piss and vinegar, oozin' through my jugular vein.
Aaaahhh, catharsis. Now that's what I'm talkin' bout ( Read more... ) -
Rub my tummy for luck and I'll rub your head for solace.
I really, really, really hate seeing people I care about deal with bad news. If I could, I would warp myself into a nine-inch-thick castle wall and encapsulate each and every one of them behind my fortifications. Gawd, if I had a nickel for every time I've wished to have that superpower ( Read more... ) -
I'll be your Mountain Fresh Lancelot of Distraction... if only you'll let me.
I was going to save this for Tuesday's Embarrassments, but then I remembered that... my OG is comin' to town this weekend, and therefore I am guaranteed to make a fool of myself many, many more times and in far, far more spectacular a fashion before then. Everything from awesomeness to humiliation is a little larger than life when Lex is in town ( Read more... ) -
No emotion worth having would call my heart its home.
I can't possibly feel any more like this song than I do at this particular second.
Can you feel like a song? I can. Listen, and you can too!
Mountain Goats - Autoclave.I have the full album, praise be to a friend o' mine, and it kicks a great deal of ass, should you wish to have it, dear internets ( Read more... ) -
Weird has sprung.
On my way in to work, I saw an old Mennonite woman (we have a lot of them here, believe it or not), bonnet and body odor and homemade dress and all, roll out in a gigantic Lincoln Navigator the size of a tank ( Read more... ) -
Oh, the money-making opportunities.
Days and days go by. Then a few more. Then Zoë sticks her head out of her rabbit-hole and says hello. Hello ( Read more... ) -
Sorry, internets.
No happy Friday, have a solid gold weekend post? The Internets weep!
I guess sometimes I need to be prodded by, ahem, the internets-at-large. Thanks for the reminder, Jiminy Cricket. ;)
Well! Sorry about my postlessness, boys and girls. I've been working and working and cooking and baking and entertaining my dearies stalkythefish and cakeandmilque, who are now holed up ( Read more... ) -
It's not like I stopped doing things that are stupid or nuthin.
... I just haven't had a chance to relay them. Or the energy. Mostly because I don't bother sleeping anymore. Sleep is for retards. Not that it's not taking a toll: I have gotten so little of it lately that my eyelids have started doing this annoying involuntary twitching all the time, for a good week or so straight. I think my body is ( Read more... ) -
The Oh-Fuck Orgy!
A late filing from the field into the Tuesday Wednesday Walk of Shame archives ( Read more... )
