Thursday Night's Happening

[bratjuice]

I’m sitting here, finishing off my apple sauce when I’ve just had dinner (yes, we get apple sauce here too, Julian, you American!), trying to recall what’s happened during the past few days. I will get fatter from all this apple sauce and I don’t care, even if it’s not that phenomenal. Okay, maybe it is

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[fuck_isms]

You are such a lightweight, you were just looking for any excuse to flash the rack, 's what I think. HMPH. The only person you could beat in a beer chugging contest is pops, on a good day.

One time I was escorting this Japanese couple to the trainstation so they could get back to their hotel, but I told the guy in Japanese to be careful because this town (I have no idea how to say "city") is dangerous. He kinda shrugged it off like I was over-stating it, I hope he got home ok, cus he was foreign and definitely would get selected out before I would. Nice guy though.

You probably chugged the whole drink down because you're such a lush. I will have to give you droplets of Southern Comfort so that you don't go through withdrawal.

[bratjuice]

I'm about ninety nine percent positive that I easily get drunk, especially since the mixture I downed was just about... a cup.

The only person you could beat in a beer chugging contest is pops, on a good day.

Naaah, he can beat ME on a good day. He's allergic to beer, have you heard of such a thing?

[colinmarshall]

Apple sauce is fattening?

[bratjuice]

No idea. But anything I put in my mouth in excess is "fattening", especially when I don't move around that much.

[colinmarshall]

Except celery!

[bratjuice]

I'm trying to cut down the calories, so I'll keep that in mind.