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[bratjuice]

There is a trail of ants on the wall right next to my bed. In Philippine customs, old people always tell me that whenever I see a trail of ants inside the house, it means money will be coming my way anytime soon. Now, these ants have been here a couple of months? And guess what

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[fuck_isms]

Let's see, ants, the puppy, and the poor baby in your lap in the picture you sent me last night that looks like she's being held prisoner... I think you just want to have complete control over some other creature so you can be the boss. Poor kid looks like she's trying to scream "Help me, this mean bratty lady is trying to keep me forever for her entertainment, saaaaave meeeee! Plus, she smells like mayo!" :D

[bratjuice]

Hey! It was the kid who smelled like mayo. Besides, I know for a fact you smell worse. HAH!

[fuck_isms]

Who's kid was that? Better not be yours, woman!

[bratjuice]

Yes, I spawned that kid by making love to a pillow. Jealous?