Let's see how this all works out

[bratman]

So I discover today that my iPod was stolen out of the Element parked in the driveway right next to our house. No damage was done to the vehicle, so now I'm not certain it was locked. Turns out our neighbor's car wasn't locked either

Comments

[vasilatos]

Hey, cool pig you got there.

[bratman]

I like the pig. It's heavy.

[mmancuso]

iPig.

[bratman]

Too bad it doesn't have 80g of memory.

[fj]

Sucks. I am sorry. But still, is there a diff between a gun and an iPod in the South? Don't you all carry guns and iPods?

[daikon]

I think only the gays have to carry guns AND ipods. Originally it was guns and heels, but times change.

[bratman]

Yes.

[rsc]

Put it in the window of the Element to scare away potential thieves.

[bratman]

You stole it, didn't you?

That music I was exposing you to made you desperately want more, didn't it?

[rsc]

Yup. If you want it back, you're going to have to come and get it.

(How big is the pig, by the way?)

[bratman]

The pig is actually small and made out of bronze and really heavy. It's probably a little smaller than the size of a stapler.

[pigdogg]

you've still got the gun in your pants.

[bratman]

That's not a gun, I'm just happy to see you.