A Note on left on my friends doorstep from a "neighbor" (part 1).

[bratman]

Comments

[joebehrsandiego]

My educated layman's guess - these are more common in "red" states. ;-)

[bearzendurham]

It'd be funny if it weren't just downright sad . . . but, I can't resist wondering if "bye-sex" is as good as "hello-sex."

[tygerversionx]

Neither of them hold a candle to "aloha-sex." ;D

[bratman]

Is that "good bye-sex"?

[tygerversionx]

... as my understanding of "aloha" goes (thanks to Lilo & Stitch and Miss Congeniality, really), it means both hello and goodbye ... hence my silly attempt at a joke.

[tygerversionx]

... I hate to be a Spelling Nazi, but I think I'd have to teach this person spelling and grammar before I could even get to the content of the note ...

But, yes, the rest of it is quite amazing as well.

[bratman]

You realize that you would not be getting any oral pleasure, right?

[tygerversionx]

Perhaps instead of "amazing" I should have typed "completely unbelievably silly" to properly express myself.

[bratman]

That is the BEST PART!!!

[mafuta67]

poor guy, almost makes me want to let him give me a charity blowjob...
almost...but not quite.

[bratman]

I think that goes beyond charity into philanthropy.

[mafuta67]

That would be quite a mouthful....

*boom tish!*