Our apartment is infested with crickets. I know they aren't dangerous or anything, but eew. I don't like having to worry about stepping on a two inch cricket when I get up in the middle of the night.
admittedly, the phrase "our apartment is infested with crickets" is kind of funny, but only in a an absurdist way. the thought of stepping on said two-inch cricket gives me the serious willies.
i am here!! can we have a phone date? we could even eat in the same restaurant chain and it could be a phone dinner date.
Bwahahaha...phone dinner date! Seriously, I miss you; when are you free...or just give me a call, since being unemployed means that I don't do all that much and can usually talk.
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admittedly, the phrase "our apartment is infested with crickets" is kind of funny, but only in a an absurdist way. the thought of stepping on said two-inch cricket gives me the serious willies.
i am here!! can we have a phone date? we could even eat in the same restaurant chain and it could be a phone dinner date.
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Also, I'm sort of amused that both people who responded to this post are named Emily.
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And at least they're harmless and don't carry any diseases like other pests that can infest homes.
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