Loz's Log, Lozdate Awesome Point Nine Two Five. (Star Trek on YouTube is cool.)
This is more of something to help me remember what I did today than an actual post, but I'll make it cool anyway. 'Cause I'm awesome like that. And in general.
-I learned some slang from Yazoo. "Dyke" is another word for lesbian, though it's kind of a bad name for 'em (they're women who like other women, or at least that's what Yazoo said). And it can also be spelled "dike," which makes NO sense, but I went all the way to Lower Midgar just so he could show it to me, written on some busted-up bathroom wall. "Kathy Ventra is a dike." Kathy's probably gone back to the Lifestream now. A lot of Midgar people didn't make it through Meteor almost hitting the city.
-Oh, and I learned Yazoo likes to smoke cigarettes. Which kinda makes me sad, 'cause here he is, all tough and able to go crazy on people with the power Kaa-san gave him, and he's messing it up with that stuff. But then he started talking about free-basing Materia if he didn't have cigarettes, so I had to remind him that I'd agreed to get 'em for him. I didn't even know you could free-base Materia, whatever that means. It can't be good. It might even be dangerous. So yeah, I got him the cigarettes, though he agreed to pay for 'em. He likes Malboro menthols, in case you're wondering.
-I created the word "awesomer" and put it in my dictionary, making it a real word. Then I offered my idea to other people. So far I have "awesomer," "flaily," "antidisestablishmentarianismBITCH," and "Jenovaer/Jenovaest." Go over to my post on the community and put in your made-up word so I can dictionary it!
-Demyx knows this creep named Saix who was around today. He totally blew me off and said his name didn't concern me! What's up with that?! And it's not just me, either. From looking at what he said to Demyx, I think he's that way with everybody! Well, if that blue-haired punk thinks he's gonna play "High and Mighty" with the whole world and get away with it, he's got another thing coming. I'm gonna find him on whatever world he's on (can someone who can travel between worlds help me out with that?) and call him out, and then he's gonna learn to respect people that "don't concern" him. 'Cause I'm gonna teach him good. In the FACE. With tazers.
I bet he got those scars on his face from pissing other people off, too. Seriously, what. A. Punk.
-I agreed to help Demyx register his Chocobo, Aria, for racing at the Gold Saucer. Hopefully she'll bring in some cash so Demyx and I can buy stuff (and I can buy parts for the motorcycle, which I'm naming the "Inexplodable" in advance, for good luck). That should be fun.
-I met some people today. Some of them were Syaoran, who I promised I'd look out for feathers for, and Zack, who was really awkward to talk to because...well...he's helping lead the fight against Kaa-san in the Lifestream, and that makes it really awkward for me to talk to him, even though he seems nice. That kinda sucks.
Dammit, I write too much. I have better things to do, so I'm gonna go now.
-I learned some slang from Yazoo. "Dyke" is another word for lesbian, though it's kind of a bad name for 'em (they're women who like other women, or at least that's what Yazoo said). And it can also be spelled "dike," which makes NO sense, but I went all the way to Lower Midgar just so he could show it to me, written on some busted-up bathroom wall. "Kathy Ventra is a dike." Kathy's probably gone back to the Lifestream now. A lot of Midgar people didn't make it through Meteor almost hitting the city.
-Oh, and I learned Yazoo likes to smoke cigarettes. Which kinda makes me sad, 'cause here he is, all tough and able to go crazy on people with the power Kaa-san gave him, and he's messing it up with that stuff. But then he started talking about free-basing Materia if he didn't have cigarettes, so I had to remind him that I'd agreed to get 'em for him. I didn't even know you could free-base Materia, whatever that means. It can't be good. It might even be dangerous. So yeah, I got him the cigarettes, though he agreed to pay for 'em. He likes Malboro menthols, in case you're wondering.
-I created the word "awesomer" and put it in my dictionary, making it a real word. Then I offered my idea to other people. So far I have "awesomer," "flaily," "antidisestablishmentarianismBITCH," and "Jenovaer/Jenovaest." Go over to my post on the community and put in your made-up word so I can dictionary it!
-Demyx knows this creep named Saix who was around today. He totally blew me off and said his name didn't concern me! What's up with that?! And it's not just me, either. From looking at what he said to Demyx, I think he's that way with everybody! Well, if that blue-haired punk thinks he's gonna play "High and Mighty" with the whole world and get away with it, he's got another thing coming. I'm gonna find him on whatever world he's on (can someone who can travel between worlds help me out with that?) and call him out, and then he's gonna learn to respect people that "don't concern" him. 'Cause I'm gonna teach him good. In the FACE. With tazers.
I bet he got those scars on his face from pissing other people off, too. Seriously, what. A. Punk.
-I agreed to help Demyx register his Chocobo, Aria, for racing at the Gold Saucer. Hopefully she'll bring in some cash so Demyx and I can buy stuff (and I can buy parts for the motorcycle, which I'm naming the "Inexplodable" in advance, for good luck). That should be fun.
-I met some people today. Some of them were Syaoran, who I promised I'd look out for feathers for, and Zack, who was really awkward to talk to because...well...he's helping lead the fight against Kaa-san in the Lifestream, and that makes it really awkward for me to talk to him, even though he seems nice. That kinda sucks.
Dammit, I write too much. I have better things to do, so I'm gonna go now.