Poetry Resume Killers

[brazencaucasian]

1) I've never heard of your references

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[phoenixsinking]

Oh god, I can think of one bio in particular that captures all of these things. Unfortunately I'm not mean enough to post it. But you can definitely find it online.

[sirenoftitan1]

"Shared a stage with..."

Oh, really? Yeah, I lost a slam to Roger once, too!

[spillogical]

Bio pic is of the poet at a slight profile, staring away from the camera off into the distant land of "My Thoughts Are All Deep...And Stuff".

Misspellings in the resume are also a potential deal breaker.

wait.

[givemelaughter]

poets have resumes?

[poetic_wanker]

I once shared a stage with El Gringo Loco!