[phone]

[brbgoing2russia]

Just so you all know, I'm a superhero! Not a - a- oh my god, I'm not a hooker or something! Who even thinks that!

[AND SHE SLAMS DOWN THE PHONE.]

Comments

[brbgoing2russia]

Some kid! I don't even know.

I think I dress pretty modestly for a superhero. I don't even have a belly shirt.

[brbgoing2russia]

Oh yeah they do! It's horrible.

brb. lulz.

[beyondthecowl]

. . . One wonders why you care enough to broadcast this information via telephone.

I'm going to assume you don't have a civilian identity to keep.

[brbgoing2russia]

Totally broke 16 year old girl with no family, not much of an identity there.

And I care because someone thought I was! And I'm not!

[beyondthecowl]

. . . You're a superhero who cares what other people think of you.

Clearly, you are in the wrong field of work.

You do realize how easily that could be used against you, don't you?

[brbgoing2russia]

Uh.

[That would be a no.]

[perfectvoice]

...Charlie-san, is something wrong?

[brbgoing2russia]

I don't seem suspicious, do I?

[perfectvoice]

Well, why did you say you were a superhero and not a hooker? I'm pretty sure a lot of people know that already.

[brbgoing2russia]

Somebody didn't.

[karma_houdini]

Pity. This town needs whores far more than it does heroes.

[even if she sounds too young for him.]

[brbgoing2russia]

I think you might have gotten your words mixed up there.

[karma_houdini]

How I do so wish I had, but alas! The entertainment district is near nonexistent whilst you holier-than-thou loons are running about your skintight pyjamas saving townspeople or whatever it is that you do.

[brbgoing2russia]

Oh, great, another wacko.

[kinpika]

You are a harlot and a whore and nothing more. Do not even presume you have achieved the status of a hero.

[brbgoing2russia]

Haha.

[kinpika]

This king was not joking.

[brbgoing2russia]

Oh god, calling yourself a king. You're going to end up some cheesy supervillain of the week now, aren't you?