[action a-morning-your kitchen]
[There's a little explosion of pink fluffy air, and Charlie's sitting kicked back in a chair at the kitchen table, looking totally cool with everything. Nope, it doesn't matter who you are or where you are, if she's met you or not. She's just chillin' there like she belongs there. ]
[action b-midday, your living
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Congratulations.]
What the fuck?!
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Oh. Hey buddy.
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[He mad. He so mad. His rage seems to have temporarily immobilized him, or else he'd be thrashing and flailing all over to try and get you off because what is this someone is touching him. But you can see it on his face, the sheer and utter rage. He's a very angry person.]
Off. Now.
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What are you doing on my couch?
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I'm selling magazines.
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The only reaction he gives is a brief narrowing of his eyes when he feels additional weight settle on his bike. He doesn't even have to turn around to see who it is; he simply reaches into the side compartment and produces a helmet for Charlie to wear.]
Here.
[Yay, green light.]
Hold on. [He rolls his wrist back on the throttle and releases the clutch with his other hand. There's a click as he shifts the bike into gear with his foot, and off they go. Whee.]
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Uh- Thanks!
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Eventually they come to another red light, and Batman brakes to a stop. Well, at least now he doesn't have to shout over the wind to say something to Charlie.]
So, why the sudden visit?
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Uh- I didn't exactly mean to. It just happened.
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You have 10 seconds to explain.
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Uh---
[QUICK, PRETEND TO BE A DRONE.]
Golly Gee, it sure is nice to see you Mrs. Laufeyjarson! Can Bart come play?
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And be thankful you did not harm my plants.
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