[Oh my god. It's okay if you have a crossbow. It is not okay to shoot your foot.] Do you...Do you need help using that or something? [You know. Just in case you purposely tried shooting your foot just now.]
Which explains why you're not very good at using that right now. But do you want to actually be able to use it? [Because he's totally secretly offering to help you with it.
Because this is a good life decision skill obviously.]
[Oh my god. It's okay if you have a crossbow. It is not okay to shoot your foot.] Do you...Do you need help using that or something? [You know. Just in case you purposely tried shooting your foot just now.]
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Would Babs, at any age ever let me near a crossbow.
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Which explains why you're not very good at using that right now. But do you want to actually be able to use it? [Because he's totally secretly offering to help you with it.
Because this is a good life decision skill obviously.]
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