RED MADE ME DO IT

[getoutsideswipe]

[ Maybe this is a bar, or maybe this is a certain apartment, but either way, someone's been drinking. Someone's been drinking a lot, since there's a jet trying to build towers out of empty engergon cubes. He can get about four or five in a stack before he knocks it over. ]

Wassis. S'not... s'not level. Floor's all slanted. I can't even... build.

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BABY I LOVE YOU

[idkmybffairraid]

[And here is a car, magically appearing over his shoulder and peering at him.]

... Whoa, I don't even want to know how many you've had, big guy.

YOU BETTER

[getoutsideswipe]

[ He jerks, surprised ] Sideswipe?!

...

Sideswipe! Help me build. They keep fallin' over.

I DO

[idkmybffairraid]

[He just stares.]

You don't need my help, I think you need to go lie down.

GOOD ♥

[getoutsideswipe]

No. Nonono. I have to build.

[ Yes, he's somehow decided he has to build towers out of these cubes ]