十五 [Video & translated text]

[brbmodernizing]

[Here is Japan. Not looking very amused. In fact, he looks very, very stressed. He is staring the communicator down.]

Please listen carefully as I explain this for the last time.

I am not pregnant. I am male and such a thing is impossible. ...Also, I do not need "love."

Do you comprehend? Shall I make it easier?

[He then repeats ALL of it in every

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[dontcallmegol]

Ah... someone thought you were-- {Wait you got laid? Lucky bastard. He almost asks if it was Seifer, just to be an ass, but decides against it cause you seem really upset.}

Oi, don't listen to them. It's not worth it.

Though, everyone needs love of some sort. Not necessarily LOVE love, but... brotherly love, friendship or Nakama kind of love. People you can trust to have your back or be there for you, especially in a place like this.

[brbmodernizing]

I do not know why everyone insists on believing such a thing.

[sob Ace thank you for not asking]

... I have friends, but I do not need anything further.

[dontcallmegol]

Mn, myself included.

I see, is this because of that loud fella trying to get you a date?

[brbmodernizing]

...America-san? Yes, I am trying to avoid all things involved with that.

[stopblamingme]

...I fail to see how this is even an issue, eh?

[brbmodernizing]

...

I am not sure how, either, but people continue to come to me with strange questions.

[stopblamingme]

My brother... has a way of drawing everyone into his overactive imagination. I apologize, on his behalf.

[brbmodernizing]

Thank you, Canada-san, but you do not have to apologize for him.

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[distantwater]

[Linefacing at you]

Why make post about it? You will only encourage them, aru.

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[brbmodernizing]

I am attempting to make it clear before it spreads out of control.

... I do not understand how so many could believe such a thing.

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[distantwater]

I don't think America even understands how making a baby works, aru.

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[brbmodernizing]

He truly does not. [hmmhmhmm change subject] How are you?

[misremembers]

Some males can become pregnant.

[brbmodernizing]

... I cannot, I assure you.

[misremembers]

And I believe you.

[brbmodernizing]

I am glad to hear it.

... Ah.. Have we met?

[video; Japanese]

[dueling_hearts]

You... don't?

[video; Japanese]

[brbmodernizing]

...

I do not.

[video; Japanese]

[dueling_hearts]

Ahh..

[...]

Why is everyone saying you're pregnant, Japan-san?

[video; Japanese]

[brbmodernizing]

Denmark-san is spreading strange rumors.