二 [Video]

[brbmodernizing]

[The camera clicks on, and there's a very focused Japan before he realizes the light has flashed on and bows his head a little. He's sitting in his room, hands now on his lap politely.]

Um, is this working? It seems to be...

Hello, everyone. Oh, um, I am the country of Japan, for those who have not met me. ..I hope I am not troubling anyone.. but it

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[ Audio // Japanese ]

[blameshimself]

It's a little funny, seeing you of all people unsure of technology.

If you need any questions answered, I'll do my best to answer them for you.

[ Audio // Japanese ]

[brbmodernizing]

Ah.. um, is it? Why is that?

..I appreciate that, Seguchi-san.

[ Audio // Japanese ]

[blameshimself]

Americans typically complain about Japan coming up with newer technology first and how they are the second to get it. Then the UK complains about being the last to get everything because of being the PAL region.

Ah, I see you remembered my name.

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[brbmodernizing]

R-really?!

[fdsgfsdg Japan is thinking about this. He's ahead of America AND England? THIS IS. AMAZING.]

[Voice]

[moarcowbell]

Ah, I've been here for a while now. Almost a year actually.

[Voice]

[brbmodernizing]

That is quite a long time.. it seems many people have been here for so long.

[Voice]

[moarcowbell]

I think it must be because I know too much.

[Voice]

[brbmodernizing]

Hm? What do you mean?

Voice; Mandarin because Japanese is eeeeeeeeviiiiiil

[a_thousandyears]

It takes at least two weeks to shock you, normally. Though I suppose they might make an exception for you.

Voice; Mandarin because Hong Kong is an evil child

[brbmodernizing]

..I was not aware there was a set time limit. [Ignoring your cruel words sir.]

Voice; Mandarin

[a_thousandyears]

[His secret plot is to make you hate him so much that he'll be the last island you'll want in your Japanese Empire.]

That's why I told you.

Voice; Mandarin

[brbmodernizing]

[Except the plan will backfire and Japan will go after him first.]

Right. You figured this out on your own, Hong Kong-san?

Voice; Japanese

[kan_chyan]

It's amazing isn't it!? I don't question it very much anymore. Especially after so many people said they had telephones they could put in their pocket and use anywhere. It's still hard to picture, I suppose they must be like these devices we have.

But, I wouldn't worry, they're pretty easy to get the hang of.

Voice; Japanese

[brbmodernizing]

Telephones.. in their pocket?! I suppose they would be like these, then. Yes, that is.. quite hard to picture.

I like to think I have gotten the hang of it.. The basics, in any case. I plan on learning about it thoroughly.

Voice; Japanese

[kan_chyan]

That's the least of it too. The things people have told me. What was that one thing... ah! Yes. They have this box thing, and it uses waves to cook food really fast, literally in minutes. The future sounds like an amazing place.

Voice; Japanese

[brbmodernizing]

Uwah.. amazing..! It truly does.

[baka_jyanai]

Oh hay! I'm from Japan!

[brbmodernizing]

Ah, is that so? It is always a pleasure to meet one of my citizens.

[baka_jyanai]

I live in Gensokyo! I dunno where that is in Japan, but I get told that it's, like, in Nagano or something.

[brbmodernizing]

Ah?

[He thinks. For a long time. Surely he would know one of his one cities, and yes that is his language.. but.. "City of illusion?" ... On Nagano? Perhaps he should just go along with it.]

Nagano? I see..