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brbpokingsasuke

Weaselly things...

Jun 22, 2011 02:10

[Itachi has been walking around the school all day with THAT LOOK on his face. This has been an excellent month. His annoying pest of a little brother has disappeared, Uncle Maddie has flown the coop... Yes. It's time.

Time for what?

OPERATION UCHIHA TAKEOVER: NINJA HIGH.

Welcome to hell, kiddos. It all begins soon.

In the meantime, write your damn ( Read more... )

i see your true colors, weasel is so weaselly~, curious motives

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shikaclouds June 22 2011, 12:57:18 UTC

[In reality, Shikamaru didn't really care about painting and art. He just did it because it was such an easy class to take.]

What if you don't have a favorite painting?

brbpokingsasuke June 23 2011, 11:28:36 UTC

Then pick a painting and write a paper on it.

shikaclouds June 23 2011, 13:50:03 UTC

What if you don't know any paintings?

brbpokingsasuke June 23 2011, 15:50:39 UTC

Either you write a paper, or I fail you for the rest of the semester. It's that simple.

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shark_smile June 22 2011, 18:57:02 UTC

I thought art class was going to actually mean doing art.

[Any moron can slap some paint on a canvas and pass it off for a grade.]

Not this art appreciation kind of crap. Why do we have to write papers?

brbpokingsasuke June 23 2011, 11:28:08 UTC

WRITE YOUR PAPER.

shark_smile June 23 2011, 18:06:57 UTC

[He may not be motivated or particularly intelligent, but Suigetsu does have working survival instincts. He manages to pound out two pages about Picasso-- he Googled "famous painters" and picked the one that sucked the least-- and turn it in. It's in something relatively close to proper English, too, with periods and commas and shit like that.]

You're kinda scary sometimes, sensei! [But he's still acting like he's more amused than anything.]

Sooooo, is there any truth to these rumors I keep hearing?

inkdicks June 22 2011, 20:40:57 UTC

[It takes Sai all of 5 minutes to write a 5- page paper on his two favourite Dali paintings]

Sensei, are you really going to mold the school into your image?

brbpokingsasuke June 23 2011, 11:27:07 UTC

Maybe.

A+ for you, Sai.

inkdicks June 23 2011, 20:21:49 UTC

Thankyou Sensei.

Do you need any help with your project?

[because nothing is better in Sai's eyes than the school being more artistic. That is what the Art teacher means, right? And now that Madara has gone, he has nobody to do evil deeds for]

loves_weapons June 23 2011, 02:07:35 UTC

[Tenten stares at Itachi-sensei as he had a bit of an evil grin on his face. Rolling her eyes - this school is insane - she writes up a paper on her favorite sculpture. Naturally, it was something that depicts weapons on it. Not the most grammatically correct paper, but what can you say.]

Here, Itachi-sensei. [She hands him her paper.]

[She pauses at his desk, trying to decide if she should ask him or not. His uncle had seemed - interesting. Maybe he is too? She decides to go for it.]

What are you planning, sensei~

brbpokingsasuke June 23 2011, 11:29:23 UTC

Absolutely nothing at all, Tenten.

Good job. A- for you.

loves_weapons June 24 2011, 01:39:18 UTC

[Tenten stares at him.]

I don't believe you Itachi-sensei.

hornedbitch June 27 2011, 14:43:50 UTC

Oy. She wrote it on a fucking sculpture... not a painting.

inbloomlove June 26 2011, 17:32:09 UTC

[ No questions asked, she works on the assignment. The Singing Butler, by Jack Vettriano, a more modern painting in comparison to some of the other works she'd seen in class. It doesn't take her too long a time, adding description on the work itself, the history, a few trivia bits and numbers on pricing, and an analysis on its potential symbolism--what it might mean for her ( ... )