stop being pissy. :|brbpokingsasukeDecember 13 2011, 19:35:54 UTC
...I don't want to talk about Sasuke anymore. He's not the person I want to spend my life with. You are. And that's why I feel I must tell you, your assumption of my character is insulting and demeaning to our relationship... That is, if you even believe we still have one?
[ Pity for you Principal Weasel sees everything that goes on in his fine learning institute. Everything. ]
...I'm taking that as a subtle wish for expulsion from school? I'm sure if I make a nice telephone call that your prior place of learning would take you back...
What, you think there's only one military school in the area? If your old school won't take you back, I'll place you in a new one.
Put on your damned uniform. Play with it a little. Put on some ridiculous Hot Topic buttons and iron on a Skrillex patch on the butt pocket. I don't care.
Just don't go as far as your sister did. I will pimp her out, I swear on all things unholy.
[Oh, Temari's wearing it to school. She's even showed up 5 minutes early to music class, leaning back on her chair with her feet up on the desk. She's just.. modified the uniform a little. Cut off most of the skirt and the shirt sleeves, spray painted her nice new leather shoes red, and 'forgot' to do up most of her shirt buttons.]
[ A glance. Itachi doesn't say anything. After all, he didn't mention a thing about the students not being able to modify them to their tastes. He had figured that Temari would find out the loophole--she was good at looking underneath things, finding out hidden undertones in rules.
Just because he was in Tyrannical Dictator Mode didn't mean he wouldn't at least allow some slack on the leash. Some. Besides, if she wanted to look like a whore whose base of operations was behind a 24 hour taco stand that reeked of grease and the cook's sweaty armpits, that was her choice. Hopefully she at least had the sense to charge more than 5 bucks for a handjob. Probably not. ]You're making it quite obvious that you're open for business after school, given your state of alteration on your uniform. I'll put a notice up on the bulletin board advertising your sex services for those who may be interested. Lots of lonely students and teachers here, you know. Especially the nerds smothered in pimples with bad breath and excessive body hair. And then we
( ... )
[ Itachi can't help but roll his eyes. Typical high school girl, immediately thinking that he feels threatened by her looks. Unfortunately for Temari, he is more than secure with his physical appearance... in fact, he borders on slightly narcissistic~! ♥ ]
If you're going to modify your uniform, do it a little more tastefully, otherwise I will advertise you like a pimp would a whore.
Feet on the ground, if you please. [ scribblescribble ]
[A uniform... He stares at it for a while... before quietly putting it back in the locker, tightening his headband around his head, and marching off into the common room, because that's where classes are right?]
[Completely oblivious - the yell comes as a huge shock. Enough to make him yelp like a kicked puppy and turn around, fist balled, aimed for Itachi's face.
His eyes widen when he realises who it is, but it's too late to stop the momentum of his arm.]
[ Lucky for you that Itachi's reflexes haven't gone to shit since taking up the position of lording over you incorrigible brats. Very lucky for you. Since he managed to catch your fist, your punishment won't be as severe as it would have been had that punch hit his perfect, gorgeous face. ]
...You are in deep shit right now. You understand that, yes?
[ Oh, he's thrilled. So thrilled. It's all over his face.
He drops a heavy stack of papers right in front of Itachi's desk. Due to your disappearance, he had to sit with every student and see their progress in the art class, so he can pick up after you. It would have been so much easier if you handed in your work, Itachi. ]
... You took a vacation. [ You know, he was hoping you'd say something like 'I had to take training courses in music. Busy buying instruments and brainstorming ideas'. Instead, you went to Bali.
Deep breath. ]
See this? This is my review to your assignments. Not sure if I should do the grading or you.
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[ Ah... ]
...... [ blink blink ]
Where were you? And... you wouldn't really cut off their fingers, would you?
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I was about to murder the children in the school. They were driving me crazy... Well, crazier.
It was quite relaxing; it helped me to gain a lot of perspective on what I want and expect from myself as principal of the school.
...And I think you know the answer to that question you just asked.
I wanted to take you with me, but someone had to stay behind to make sure Sasuke did not kill himself.
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Right. And I thought you hated me so much you actually left without telling.
Sasuke's fine. A few things happened. But he's alive.
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So he's going to take that damn thing off his locker, and then put it in the bin.
And then he's going to set it on fire. Gleefully, will he set it on fire. Striking a match for his cigarette, then chucking it in. ]
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...I'm taking that as a subtle wish for expulsion from school? I'm sure if I make a nice telephone call that your prior place of learning would take you back...
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Good luck with that, they expelled me from there too.
[Though he promises he isn't going to do what he did there here. This is Gaara reforming!]
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Put on your damned uniform. Play with it a little. Put on some ridiculous Hot Topic buttons and iron on a Skrillex patch on the butt pocket. I don't care.
Just don't go as far as your sister did. I will pimp her out, I swear on all things unholy.
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[Oh, Temari's wearing it to school. She's even showed up 5 minutes early to music class, leaning back on her chair with her feet up on the desk. She's just.. modified the uniform a little. Cut off most of the skirt and the shirt sleeves, spray painted her nice new leather shoes red, and 'forgot' to do up most of her shirt buttons.]
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Just because he was in Tyrannical Dictator Mode didn't mean he wouldn't at least allow some slack on the leash. Some. Besides, if she wanted to look like a whore whose base of operations was behind a 24 hour taco stand that reeked of grease and the cook's sweaty armpits, that was her choice. Hopefully she at least had the sense to charge more than 5 bucks for a handjob. Probably not. ]You're making it quite obvious that you're open for business after school, given your state of alteration on your uniform. I'll put a notice up on the bulletin board advertising your sex services for those who may be interested. Lots of lonely students and teachers here, you know. Especially the nerds smothered in pimples with bad breath and excessive body hair. And then we ( ... )
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..... What the fuck :| Are you jealous because I'm prettier than you?
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If you're going to modify your uniform, do it a little more tastefully, otherwise I will advertise you like a pimp would a whore.
Feet on the ground, if you please. [ scribblescribble ]
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PUT ON THAT UNIFORM OR I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE TWERP.
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His eyes widen when he realises who it is, but it's too late to stop the momentum of his arm.]
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...You are in deep shit right now. You understand that, yes?
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He drops a heavy stack of papers right in front of Itachi's desk. Due to your disappearance, he had to sit with every student and see their progress in the art class, so he can pick up after you. It would have been so much easier if you handed in your work, Itachi. ]
How nice of you to finally show up.
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...Yes. It is, isn't it? Bali was very relaxing this time of year. [ pokerface :| ]
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Deep breath. ]
See this? This is my review to your assignments. Not sure if I should do the grading or you.
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