Sweeeeet silence~

[brbpokingsasuke]

[Itachi is currently enjoying his lunch break all by his lonesome in his classroom, sipping on hot tea and eating an egg salad sandwich on toasted bread courtesy of his dear Uncle Maddie. A nice-looking peach sits innocently on his desk, waiting to be bitten into by Itachi's sexy, sexy teeth and luscious, luscious lips

Comments

A WILD BOWIE-SENSEI APPEARS

[ichaichajounin]

[With a knock, he lets himself into the Art Room]

Afternoon Itachi~

PKMN TRAINER ITACHI THROWS ULTRA BALL! 8D

[brbpokingsasuke]

[has his mouth full of egg salad sandwich at the moment...]

Oh. Hewwo Hahashi... [gulp]

Pardon... Hello Kakashi.

GIVE A NICKNAME TO YOUR CAUGHT BOWIE-SENSEI?

[ichaichajounin]

[he waves as he walks over to where Itachi is sat, leaning on an adjacent desk]

Sorry for disturbing your lunch. I thought I would just ask if you had any more problems with Deidara in here. And how is Sasuke, is he still sick?

Z-I-G-G-Y S-T-A-R-D-U-S-T

[brbpokingsasuke]

Oh, I don't believe I'll be having any problems with Deidara in the future~ ♥

Seeing as how he and mister Hyuuga have not seen fit to grace us with their presence... I would assume they are either still sick or are well and just do not feel like attending.

[blowupurmom]

'SUP BITCH, GUESS WHO'S BA- [Deidara is ready to burst through the door straight into Itachi's artroom. Armed to the teeth with more paint, stink, and his personal favourite alcohol bombs too. There his own special mix and combust upon contact. They also leave a strong, alcoholic smell on whatevr they land on. Ehehe, sure to get that bastard Uchiha fired if his classroom smells like some backstreet pub~<3

Except he heres the heavy 'CA-CHINK' as the machine gun lowers from the roof - and he has all of 5 seconds to smash through the door and dive to the safety of a desk before bullets fire like WOAH.]

YOU DICK WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME UCHIHA?!

[brbpokingsasuke]

Yes. I am trying to kill you.

Now, do you mind leaving quietly and politely? I was enjoying a nice lunch conversation with my colleague here.

[ichaichajounin]

......

[this face, forever. How appropriate you do that Deidara, just as they were talking about how crazy you are]

[blowupurmom]

NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FU-

...Hey, Kakashi, you should fire this dude.
He's insane, un~

[irumino]

[Is carrying a stack of papers, walking by and is just about to poke his head in to say hi. He narrowly dodges as Deidara suddenly bursts out from the room at high speed, running off down the hall. Before he has time to recover, theres a bang from the room and paint and alcohol spray out the open door.]

What in the hell..

[He moves to look in through the doorway carefully to see if there are any survivors when Kakashi and Itachi abruptly appear, carrying fire extinguisers and an axe. He loses his footing while flinging himself back up against the wall and slides down onto the floor, all the while startled.]

[ichaichajounin]

Oh, good afternoon Iruka.

[ Is now making his way down the hallway

[loves_weapons]

[Tenten had decided to wander the halls, twirling an arrow with her left hand(got to practice with her off hand, after all), instead of eating lunch. She forgot her lunch and hadn't brought money. She finds herself in the doorway of the art room. Gaping at the wreck, she peeks her head in.]

Itachi-sensei...? What happened?

[brbpokingsasuke]

...Your Chemistry teacher doesn't like me. Thought it would be funny to bomb the Art room again a second time. Your Principal and I are going to go kill him.

Please inform the other students that Art classes have been cancelled until further notice. And that they can thank Deidara-sensei for it. ♥

[loves_weapons]

Track This
[Tenten sighs.] Aw, that stinks. Couldn't we have class outside?

[She was actually enjoying this class, Deidara-sensei keeps ruining her class time.]