Comments | brbpouncingyou: First. [Action + Audio]

brbpouncingyou

First. [Action + Audio]

Jan 21, 2010 23:09

[[Residents of the 949 Beulah Street household, or any surrounding houses for that matter, will probably hear angry shouting. For those of you who aren't nearby, you'll hear it over the phones as well.]]

...The fuck is this?!

[[Stomp stomp stompin' around the room, growling and generally being angry.]]Where the fuck am I? What the fuck is this ( Read more... )

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goesnickersnack January 22 2010, 05:05:07 UTC

[Hey. Oh god. Her phone is screaming and that's not making things any better.]

HEY. HEY ASSHOLE. WHY DON'T'CHA SHUT IT SO AH CAN THINK.

Dipshit.

brbpouncingyou January 22 2010, 05:06:21 UTC

HEY.

HEY.

GO SUCK A DICK, WOMAN. OH WAIT, I JUST REMEMBERED.

THAT'S WHAT YOU USUALLY DO ANYWAY

BECAUSE YOU SUCK

WHORE.

goesnickersnack January 22 2010, 05:07:47 UTC

Ah rather like dick, thank ya.

brbpouncingyou January 22 2010, 05:08:59 UTC

...So you're admitting to being a massive whore?

[[Well, that was easy.]]

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if_she_hollers January 22 2010, 05:09:30 UTC

Soooo like, totally welcome to Mayfield! This place is like, a super creepy town with --

Um. Like, I know that voice. Shouldn't you totally know this already?

brbpouncingyou January 22 2010, 05:11:11 UTC

..."like, I totally don't know!"

[[Disgusted sigh.]]

You sound like you've come out of Babysitter's Club or something.

if_she_hollers January 22 2010, 05:15:54 UTC

Ohmigod, my like, aunt had a collection of those. Trashiest kid's books ever. I totally couldn't stand them. Real babysitting was like, a huge pain and not at all as fun as those stupid girls made it seem.

. . . But like, what the heck happened to you? Get droned for a week and you come out with amnesia? That's like, a new one.

brbpouncingyou January 22 2010, 05:16:53 UTC

...Okay, I seriously have no clue what the fucking hell you're talking about.

"Droned?"

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bbsatbyrobots January 22 2010, 05:27:16 UTC

H-Hunter?

brbpouncingyou January 22 2010, 05:28:12 UTC

...What is it with you creeps and knowing my name? Ugh.

bbsatbyrobots January 22 2010, 05:29:17 UTC

...B-but we're friends...

brbpouncingyou January 22 2010, 05:30:20 UTC

...I don't make friends with humans. It's impossible.

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hurtjustalittle January 22 2010, 06:19:29 UTC

What's wrong? Is someone hurting you? ...Hang on, I'll be there in a moment, just-

[The phone line goes dead, and Jane's on her way.]

Action brbpouncingyou January 22 2010, 19:53:46 UTC

Wait, wha-

[[Line is dead. Doop.]]

Action hurtjustalittle January 22 2010, 20:09:38 UTC

[And his door suddenly just flies off its hinges.

KNOCKING IS FOR SQUARES.

Jane leaps into the room, poised to maul the threat into oblivion!]

Action brbpouncingyou January 22 2010, 20:11:47 UTC

...

[[Just staring. Like, forever.

NOTICE HE'S AN INCH OR TWO SHORTER

AND YOUNGER

AND HANDSOMER]]

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beato_fangirl January 22 2010, 07:12:44 UTC

Uuu... why is Allan yelling so much?

brbpouncingyou January 22 2010, 19:53:20 UTC

...Kid, my name isn't Allan.

beato_fangirl January 22 2010, 19:56:54 UTC

But that's what Allan told Maria! Said his name was "Allan Retnuh"!

brbpouncingyou January 22 2010, 20:13:07 UTC

Yeah, okay, but my name is Hunter. I've never been 'Allan.'

[[Siiigh.]]

People need to stop calling me by a name that ain't mine.

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