See amid the memeic rout a crawling shape intrude...
From my friend Brittany on Facebook:
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT??
One on my face...I fell into a sandbox when I was two and cut my face on a toy car.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Dorm room: My wolf calendar, Jack Sparrow Halloween banner, towel bar with towel, another towel bar with my bathing suit, small wooden picture of wolf.
Room at home: Despair Inc. Insanity poster, Harry Potter movie poster, drawings I did as a kid, a wall and a half of calendar pages and magazine pictures of Harry Potter, two more Harry Potter posters (can you tell what I like?), lithograph of black wolves.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I snore and grind my teeth. Lucky me.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Just about anything but rap and heavy metal.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
2:10 A.M.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Cinnabons that actually make you skinny. (ILU, Jon Stewart.)
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
The Stuff.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My grandfather's dog tags.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'5, I think...
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Sometimes.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Not really.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Morgan (who was trying to make me feel better, really, I was just kind of an emotional wreck at the time).
13. WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?
I honestly have no idea.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Red hair and really bright eye color.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING AT?
I can't.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Coffee. Energy drinks mess you up.
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Cheese.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A cheeseburger. I gave them up for Lent.
19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Grey.
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
Crackers, yes, but do you mean an actual goldfish?! No.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
I'm not entirely sure.
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
No.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
My fingers are, sort of.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Levi's.
25. WHO IS THE HOTTEST FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITY?
Liam Neeson. Man is delicious.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Yes!
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
I have four dogs (*grumble*) and one cat.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
If I were the type to fall in love, yes.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
*obediently* A number from one to a hundred.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes, I think.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Once, class trip to France.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
You want the full list, or the current top ten?
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
I know people who have met famous people.
37. FIRST JOB?
Teaching French at McLea.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Nyet.
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
Sure. No reason to think otherwise.
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Eating lunch.
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Yeah, I had my appendix taken out when I was...eleven? Twelve?
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My voice.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Was supposed to, but didn't.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Someone to set Hannah Montana on fire. Uh, Broadway music.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
None.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
A girl my dad knew in high school.
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Not being fictional.
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU MISS ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
My IB friends.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
VO5.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Depends.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Bologna.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Overeating. Self-deprication. Being overly apologetic. Biting my nails.
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
No.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Depends on what kind of person I was.
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
No. I think it's tacky.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
God, I hope not.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Write the hell out of something.
59. WHAT’S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
Don't know exactly.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
I had this toy palace...I used to get all my toys that were small enough to fit in the door and play with them in it.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Twenty-three.
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
Briefly.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Who, sarcastic? Me? Nah, never.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Macaroni and cheese.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Someone I'd like to be friends with.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Bre, B, Kelsey Potter
68. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Law & Order.
69.WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Smile. It confuses them, and it's really funny.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Butter pecan.
72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
*huggles her MacBook*
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Mmm, don't know.
74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU'VE EVER GONE IN A CAR?
With me driving? Seventy-five. With someone else...I think we got up to ninety the other day...
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
If they feel like it, sure.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
"Liverpool Lou" by The Irish Rovers
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Chocolate milk.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Mom, I think.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Their voices.
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Write, read, sing, play cards.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
My dad.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
October, I think.
83. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
York peppermint patties.
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Yes.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Kind of brownish-blonde.
86. EYE COLOR?
Hazel.
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Taco Bell.
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Freemason Abbey. It's expensive, though.
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Never tried it.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
The Colbert Report.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Christmas Eve.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
The piano (sorta), the flute, voice.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
No party.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Letter fabric and cran-raspberry juice.
98. DO YOU HAVE A LOW SELF ESTEEM OR A HIGH SELF ESTEEM?
Low. Definitely, definitely low.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Silverthorn by Raymond E. Feist.
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:
What love life?
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT??
One on my face...I fell into a sandbox when I was two and cut my face on a toy car.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Dorm room: My wolf calendar, Jack Sparrow Halloween banner, towel bar with towel, another towel bar with my bathing suit, small wooden picture of wolf.
Room at home: Despair Inc. Insanity poster, Harry Potter movie poster, drawings I did as a kid, a wall and a half of calendar pages and magazine pictures of Harry Potter, two more Harry Potter posters (can you tell what I like?), lithograph of black wolves.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I snore and grind my teeth. Lucky me.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Just about anything but rap and heavy metal.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
2:10 A.M.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Cinnabons that actually make you skinny. (ILU, Jon Stewart.)
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
The Stuff.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My grandfather's dog tags.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'5, I think...
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Sometimes.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Not really.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Morgan (who was trying to make me feel better, really, I was just kind of an emotional wreck at the time).
13. WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?
I honestly have no idea.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Red hair and really bright eye color.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING AT?
I can't.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Coffee. Energy drinks mess you up.
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Cheese.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A cheeseburger. I gave them up for Lent.
19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Grey.
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
Crackers, yes, but do you mean an actual goldfish?! No.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
I'm not entirely sure.
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
No.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
My fingers are, sort of.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Levi's.
25. WHO IS THE HOTTEST FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITY?
Liam Neeson. Man is delicious.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Yes!
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
I have four dogs (*grumble*) and one cat.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
If I were the type to fall in love, yes.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
*obediently* A number from one to a hundred.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes, I think.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Once, class trip to France.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
You want the full list, or the current top ten?
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
I know people who have met famous people.
37. FIRST JOB?
Teaching French at McLea.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Nyet.
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
Sure. No reason to think otherwise.
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Eating lunch.
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Yeah, I had my appendix taken out when I was...eleven? Twelve?
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My voice.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Was supposed to, but didn't.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Someone to set Hannah Montana on fire. Uh, Broadway music.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
None.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
A girl my dad knew in high school.
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Not being fictional.
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU MISS ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
My IB friends.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
VO5.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Depends.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Bologna.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Overeating. Self-deprication. Being overly apologetic. Biting my nails.
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
No.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Depends on what kind of person I was.
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
No. I think it's tacky.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
God, I hope not.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Write the hell out of something.
59. WHAT’S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
Don't know exactly.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
I had this toy palace...I used to get all my toys that were small enough to fit in the door and play with them in it.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Twenty-three.
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
Briefly.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Who, sarcastic? Me? Nah, never.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Macaroni and cheese.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Someone I'd like to be friends with.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Bre, B, Kelsey Potter
68. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Law & Order.
69.WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Smile. It confuses them, and it's really funny.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Butter pecan.
72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
*huggles her MacBook*
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Mmm, don't know.
74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU'VE EVER GONE IN A CAR?
With me driving? Seventy-five. With someone else...I think we got up to ninety the other day...
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
If they feel like it, sure.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
"Liverpool Lou" by The Irish Rovers
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Chocolate milk.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Mom, I think.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Their voices.
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Write, read, sing, play cards.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
My dad.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
October, I think.
83. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
York peppermint patties.
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Yes.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Kind of brownish-blonde.
86. EYE COLOR?
Hazel.
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Taco Bell.
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Freemason Abbey. It's expensive, though.
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Never tried it.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
The Colbert Report.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Christmas Eve.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
The piano (sorta), the flute, voice.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
No party.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Letter fabric and cran-raspberry juice.
98. DO YOU HAVE A LOW SELF ESTEEM OR A HIGH SELF ESTEEM?
Low. Definitely, definitely low.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Silverthorn by Raymond E. Feist.
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:
What love life?