I'm in love with Miss O'Genee

[breadlord]

I just saw an advert. It's not made me very happy

Comments

[cyberlite]

your graph's a bit bollocks.. I've got way more misery and desperation than it implies I should have!
And I'm sure it's not right to imply that if you're under 20 you're full of hope!

Or maybe i'm just a bit more cynical/realistic than most people my age?!

[fetishman]

"cynical/realistic"

yep, you got shit-loads of the misery and desperation.

[cyberlite]

Oh thanks you dear! That's just added to it! :P

btw, are your tshirts ready-printed, or is there a wait on them?!

[iicatsii]

He's always got tshirts, he's just a rubbish salesman!!!

[miss_behave]

I'd be perfectly happy - if only I had the moon on a stick.

[fetishman]

~a~ moon on a stick is wholly feasible. ~the~ moon on a stick? it's like you're asking for the moon on a stick.

[saccharin_rose]

there should be a zone with equal misery and hope, for us "special" people...

[breadlord]

Denied. The graph is accurate.

RESPECT THE GRAPH

[shadow_exe]

According to a certain wiki a woman is made up of this:
* Oxygen (65%)
* Carbon (18%)
* Hydrogen (10%)
* Nitrogen (3%)
* Calcium (1.5%)
* Phosphorus (1.0%)
* Potassium (0.35%)
* Sulfur (0.25%)
* Sodium (0.15%)
* Magnesium (0.05%)
* Copper, Zinc, Selenium, Molybdenum, Fluorine, Chlorine, Iodine, Manganese, Cobalt, Iron (0.70%)
* Lithium, Strontium, Aluminum, Silicon, Lead, Vanadium, Arsenic, Bromine (trace amounts)

I don't see "passion and vitality" on that list, and the telly sez that Wikipedia contains the same density of mistakes as the Encyclopedia Brittanica, therefore the ad-men are entirely wrong. Or the EB is shit.

[k_matic]

But what about the graph? It pretty much sums it up for me.

[shadow_exe]

Hope is too high, and there's no section labelled "paranoia", so it can't be right.

[k_matic]

Good call. I see there is no section on chocolate consumption either...

[xaxlep]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMzgVshG6CI