Japan's illegitimate baby
THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXPLANATION AS TO WHY JAPAN IS "PREGNANT" AND ALL WHICH HAPPENED/IS HAPPENIGN DURING THIS PLOT. PLEASE, IF YOU KNOW MORE, OR WANT TO GIVE YOUR OWN INTERPRETATION, DROP A COMMENT
OKAY SO
IT ALL STARTS ONE SAD SAD DAY
WHEN SWEDEN POSTED
AND SWEDEN AND DENMARK GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT ABOUT WHO WAS GETTING MORE SEX
NOW
SWEDEN IS A VIRGIN
ALSO
DENMARK LOST THIS ARGUMENT
AS A RESULT, DENMARK NEEDED A WAY TO DEFEAT THE TERRIBLE SWEDE
SO
DENMARK BASICALLY HAD SEX WITH JAPAN
AFTER GETTING DRUNK, TEN GETTING JAPAN DRUNK.
THIS WAS ASSUMED, I HAVE NO RECORDS OF IT
SO
THIS WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE WORLD MEETING
SO THE DAY OF THE WORLD MEETING
JAPAN WENT UP TO DENMARK AND SAID
"You have to take responsibility!!!"
Needless to say, much of the world conference was discussing japan's virginity
it was very very strange
ANYWAY SO
A CERTAIN.... TRIO IOF IDIOTS
THOUGHT THAT JAPAN WAS PREGNANT
BECAUSE OF WHAT HE SAID ABOUT TAKIGN RESPONSIBILITY
THESE IDIOTS WOULD BE GREECE, DENMARK, AND AMERICA
SO
GREECE AND AMERICA GOT TOGETHER AND TRIED TO FIND JAPAN A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND FOR JAPAN TO HELP RAISE THE BABY
because they're good friends of japan, so obviously they want to help!!
WELL
AS A RESULT
JAPAN HAD TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE WAS NOT PREGNANT
and people were like '.....duuuuhhh'
AND SOME WHERE ALONG THESE LINES, GREECE AND AMERICA THOUGHT THAT JAPAN HAD A MISCARRIAGE
and they were like D8!!!! So Greece gave Japan a kitty named Discedo to make up for his loss--this is why Discedo has four dads
WELL
DENMARK
HE'S DUMB TOO
SO
BECAUSE HE GOT JAPAN PREGNANT, DECIDES
lkjlkjlkjk oh god i dont want a bastaridzed child, JAPAN MARRY MEEE
And basically
it is one big fuckup because three of japan's friends are idiots
OKAY SO
IT ALL STARTS ONE SAD SAD DAY
WHEN SWEDEN POSTED
AND SWEDEN AND DENMARK GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT ABOUT WHO WAS GETTING MORE SEX
NOW
SWEDEN IS A VIRGIN
ALSO
DENMARK LOST THIS ARGUMENT
AS A RESULT, DENMARK NEEDED A WAY TO DEFEAT THE TERRIBLE SWEDE
SO
DENMARK BASICALLY HAD SEX WITH JAPAN
AFTER GETTING DRUNK, TEN GETTING JAPAN DRUNK.
THIS WAS ASSUMED, I HAVE NO RECORDS OF IT
SO
THIS WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE WORLD MEETING
SO THE DAY OF THE WORLD MEETING
JAPAN WENT UP TO DENMARK AND SAID
"You have to take responsibility!!!"
Needless to say, much of the world conference was discussing japan's virginity
it was very very strange
ANYWAY SO
A CERTAIN.... TRIO IOF IDIOTS
THOUGHT THAT JAPAN WAS PREGNANT
BECAUSE OF WHAT HE SAID ABOUT TAKIGN RESPONSIBILITY
THESE IDIOTS WOULD BE GREECE, DENMARK, AND AMERICA
SO
GREECE AND AMERICA GOT TOGETHER AND TRIED TO FIND JAPAN A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND FOR JAPAN TO HELP RAISE THE BABY
because they're good friends of japan, so obviously they want to help!!
WELL
AS A RESULT
JAPAN HAD TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE WAS NOT PREGNANT
and people were like '.....duuuuhhh'
AND SOME WHERE ALONG THESE LINES, GREECE AND AMERICA THOUGHT THAT JAPAN HAD A MISCARRIAGE
and they were like D8!!!! So Greece gave Japan a kitty named Discedo to make up for his loss--this is why Discedo has four dads
WELL
DENMARK
HE'S DUMB TOO
SO
BECAUSE HE GOT JAPAN PREGNANT, DECIDES
lkjlkjlkjk oh god i dont want a bastaridzed child, JAPAN MARRY MEEE
And basically
it is one big fuckup because three of japan's friends are idiots