VLAD

Apr 08, 2008 00:58

I got a betta fish today. His name is Vlad.

VLAD WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU WITH HUG FROM SICKLE AND HAMMER. )

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ryanfark April 9 2008, 05:46:34 UTC
Learn anything new about your roommate?

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ryanfark April 11 2008, 00:41:22 UTC
You could data mine using your fish in "non-awkward" ways such as this:

Sarah: (Watching Vlad pensively) So, um, according to scientists, some fish exhibit homosexual behavior...

Roommate: ...and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. For thine is the... huh?? What were you saying? I was in the midst of a devotion.

Sarah: I was just saying that some fish are queer. What do you think about that?

Roommate: Um.

Sarah: And, like, lesbians in general? Say, like, if your roommate was one? What would you do?

Roommate: ...

Sarah: ...

Roommate: ...for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory for ever and ever. Amen.

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breadprincess April 11 2008, 03:12:19 UTC
I've mentioned the lesbian thing, and she doesn't seem to mind.

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