I'm not actually drunk, regretably... I was just musing on drunkenness in general a while back, and came to the conclusion that, at certain times, censorship (especially self-censorship) isn't all bad. But that's enough of that. I just came on for a bit while I'm kinda sorta technically working, doing research at the State Library for Maine ( Read more... )

So, yeah ( Read more... )

I do abuse my journal. I should give it a vacation, so it doesn't have to sit here with no companion but boredom, and no amusement but aimless letters strewn across the page. Anyway! Six months. So many days, events, moments... I can't readily think of things that happened just last week, let alone six months ago. Six months may as well be a ( Read more... )

As usual, I haven't fucking updated in for FUCKING ever. If anybody fucking reads this anymore, I'd be fucking surprised! Yeah, I've been on a fucking swearing bender lately. Get yourself a fucking beer and deal with it, ya snatch ( Read more... )

So, what has it been? Forever? Likely, since I'm a lazy, forgetful, can't be bothered typing my freaking thoughts out bastard. Yes, I've thought about updating countless times over the past few months, but did I? Hell no, bitches! I just took a moment to pop in and tap out a word or two to keep my journal from being deleted, or some other lame shit ( Read more... )

To the manufacturers of those loveable, witty mirrors on society, and embodiment of all that is Oriental in the Western world, the fortune cookie ( Read more... )

Every time I think about updating, I forget to do it by the time I have time to do it. I'm about as good at keeping my journal up as a slug is at going swimming. In the ocean. I am teh suck ( Read more... )

I developed a new respect and appreciation for Canada. Mik and I took a trip yesterday up to Quebec's wine country (which existed, unbeknownst to me, for about thirty years now) with the HP second years, who rock my socks (which I do have quite a few of, parenthetically speaking ( Read more... )

I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him ( Read more... )

Welcome, my fine madames and m'sieurs! Welcome to... the show ( Read more... )