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Jul 11, 2011 20:17

[Break can be found in the Bakery, sitting contentedly near a mountain of sweets.  Cakes, pies, tarts, puddings, muffins, scones, biscuits and more are stacked on the table in ridiculous amounts.  How a human could possibly consume so many sweets is almost unbelievable.  Already a small pile of dishes is beginning, nearly licked clean but obviously ( Read more... )

emily, hatters gonna hat, sweet tooth

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goldenglasses July 12 2011, 02:31:21 UTC
[Hm, surely he won't miss that donut there? He has so much already. Vash is just going to go ahead and reach out for it.

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break_the_past July 12 2011, 02:39:21 UTC
[Surely not indeed. The puppet turns first, while Break is still finishing his tart. She gives Vash an uneven stare and shakes her head before she speaks.]

That's not a good idea mister.

[A moment later, the butterknife has buried itself in the table, not more than an inch from the outstretched hand. Break fixes the man with a smile.]

Manners usually require a name first. A greeting at least. Tsk. But stealing candy from your elders, now that's just the lowest of low. What's next? Children? Babes in their pram?

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goldenglasses July 12 2011, 02:50:51 UTC
[THAT DOLL IS ALIVE!? It's so creepy! No, wait! Stay cool, Vash! There's a donut on the line! Oh, and your fingers too I guess.] Ahahahhaa, who me? HAHAHAHA! Never? It's just... well...

Can't I just have one? Please? [It's right there!] It's getting stale! [EVERY SECOND IS ANOTHER SECOND IT'S LESS FRESH!]

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break_the_past July 12 2011, 03:00:54 UTC
[Break raises an eyebrow and rests his elbows on the table after setting another finished plate neatly in on top of the stack.]

So desperate for one and still not so much as a name. What do you think Emily?

[The doll turns to him and giggles in an unsettling sort of way.]

He must not want it very badly!

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goldenglasses July 12 2011, 03:03:55 UTC
Oh! My name! You mean I can have it if I give you my name? Well, that's easy! It's George! Can I have a donut now?

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break_the_past July 12 2011, 03:08:01 UTC
[Break's fingers seek out the pastry next, holding it carefully, so as not to damage the precious goods. He glances from the man to the treat.]

George? George and only George? No family name to go with it? Or are you really so inexperienced with introductions?

[Emily laughs again and Break hold the donut near her outstretched little hands.]

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LJ!? Aren't you full of my tags yet!? goldenglasses July 12 2011, 03:24:06 UTC
[He makes a soft, pained noise as the donut is picked up. Even reaches out a little for it. His donut!]

Smith! George Smith is my name! May I have that donut now please?

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There is ALWAYS room for moar tags! break_the_past July 12 2011, 03:31:35 UTC
[Sadly, the more pathetic and hopeless the people Break is teasing seem to be, the more he appears to enjoy it. The donut spins on the end of his finger once, twice, before it's caught again.]

George Smith. How lovely to meet you. You may call me Xerxes Break.

[He stabs his fork into a piece of chocolate pie.]

This is the part where we shakes hands amiably and pretend we're happy to see one another.

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But I dun wanna write them more than once! goldenglasses July 12 2011, 03:36:34 UTC
[And Vash's mode takes a one eighty from sad to cheerful. It's hard to tell if he's mocking you or if he's an idiot who is honestly happy to meet you.

It's the second choice.]

Hello Mr. Xerxes Break! A pleasure to meet someone else who has a love for baked good! [He's holding out a hand for shaking purposes. Nope, doesn't seemed phased one bit that you came close to putting a hole in that hand earlier.]

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Bad LJ. Tags are not for eating. They have to be shared with all. break_the_past July 12 2011, 04:00:50 UTC
[Break has to hide a bit of laughter behind his hand at the enthusiastic greeting. Just like a puppy, isn't he? And so easy to train. Break shakes his hand, careful to keep the donut in the other.]

Excellent. Such a quick student. What do you think Emily? A-? B+?

[Emily takes a large piece from the donut, breaking it into...]

How about a C?

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goldenglasses July 12 2011, 04:07:50 UTC
Ahh! [His donut!]

I don't know, depends on what's being rated doesn't it? [She gets an A in creepy.]

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break_the_past July 12 2011, 04:45:28 UTC
[Emily drops the now C-shaped donut onto an empty plate and Break pushes it toward George, a hint of a smirk on his lips at hearing the man's cry of despair.]

Still, I suppose a reward is in order. Can't have our star student starving to death now can we?

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1/2 goldenglasses July 12 2011, 04:53:01 UTC
[YAY! DONUT! Vash reaches forward in the blink of an eye to grab the donut and gobble it down.]

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2/2 goldenglasses July 12 2011, 04:56:09 UTC
MMMhmmm! Mmtm mmemmm MMMHM! [It's really good!] Mmmhm! Mmmhm! [Danke! Danke!]

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Re: 2/2 break_the_past July 12 2011, 05:01:40 UTC
Do you think he even tasted it?

[Break frowns a little and shakes his head.]

I'm not certain. But I think the student has a long way to go. At least he seems to appreciate his desserts.

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goldenglasses July 12 2011, 05:16:48 UTC
[Still talking with his mouth mostly full.] Of course I taste it! It would be an insult to the donut and the baker if I did that!

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