Where are Crusoe and Friday when you need em?

[breakdownohhh]

There are coyotes outside...I am very scared

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[dusty_classic]

by now, the coyotes have probably eaten you.
my sister and I don't care for nature. especially when we're watching movies.

[breakdownohhh]

...AHA! I eh-sca-paayed. Though it was all very traumatizing.

Wait, are you saying you don't like it IN your movies that you are watching? Or that you don't like it as it surrounds you while you enjoy the wonders of not-nature that is, technology...Ahhhh....