that's right ladies and laddies, a miss hannah lamb's birthday was wednesday, july 27th. the big 1-8. she can now: buy cigarettes and lotto tickets, leave home and move to L.A., join the military, and buy porn. and get tattoos and piercings. and have rampant sex. of course, our dearest hannah is way too pure and peaceful do actually do any of these ( Read more... )

hoorah for alex and gwen and justin and jake and dance parties!
hoorah for the bloodsugars who i can't get out of my cd player!
hoorah for shooting double b's music video with brenan!

i will fucking kill any baton twirler who comes within 5 meters of me ( Read more... )

my fingernails are pretty and white ( Read more... )

i'm in germany. german is the worst language ever. german....and maybe chinese. i'll be in paris by the end of today though, so whatever. and then the 13th, i'm flying home ( Read more... )

well. i guess switzerland doesn't suck as much anymore. but it did suck, and still sort of does. so i am totally not taking back any of my past comments/complaints ( Read more... )

i'm in switzerland ( Read more... )

listen guys, i don't have a lot of time, but here's the 411 ( Read more... )

ahhhh spring break. how lovely and exciting ( Read more... )

screw being sappy and sad. i'm done with that shit. so...who wants to party ( Read more... )