001 - VOICE POST. OH, GOD.

[breakerofchains]

[ABRUPT VOICE POST]
[Sound of some shuffling, possibly someone rubbing the device close to their jacket, and slight static, before a female voice cuts in]
-ould've sworn that.

Okay.

...Whoa. Whoa.

Did I make a wrong turn?

[Hesitant pause here, and a slightly frustrated, maybe even exasperated sound here, followed by what sounds like a small dog

Comments

[whofelltoearth]

Are you alright miss? You sound distressed and confused!

[breakerofchains]

I just.

Ran into.

A light post. Or at least it looked like a light post.

[whofelltoearth]

My goodness, is your nose alright? Do you want me to call for a doctor?!

1/2

[breakerofchains]

My nose? What about it? It's fine, I don't need a doctor for hitting my head, and-

Riiight back atcha.

[breakerofchains]

The City? Nice name.

And what if I don't want to deal?

[breakerofchains]

Extremely helpful, aren't you?

[maturesfaster]

You're in a place called the City. It's in a different universe than where you are originally from.

[breakerofchains]

...Could've-

Huh.

Well, isn't this great.

[maturesfaster]

Is it? I didn't think so when I first came here.

[breakerofchains]

Why, of course, I'm just jumping for joy.

And how long have you been here?

[so_very_greedy]

Chick, that turn was wrong like you wouldn't believe.

[breakerofchains]

So I've seen and heard. And I'm not a bird, thank you very much.

[so_very_greedy]

It's slang for a pretty girl. Name's Greed, one of the locals.

[breakerofchains]

...

That's nice. But if the locals are anything like you, I'm running the other way.