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valentine's day completely sucks ass... today was fucking noah's ark, literally. people were coupling off like the human race was ceasing that very second. and what happened to me on noah's ark? nothing, i was left in the water to drown for 40 days and 40 nights
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Nor do you smell repulsive.
No you do not walk like you have a large item up your bottom.
For if you were ugly or smelled repulsive I would tell you.
And if you walked weird, I would not allow myself to be seen in public with you.
This is all part of my charm.
And you love me for it.
And I will always love you dearie.
Mwah!
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