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[breakinglead]

I SAW MY DOPPELGANGER AND HERSHEL COHEN TODAY! obviously, that means it was a good one.

Dear Amy,

You have a nice ______. You make me ______. Youshould ______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ______. If I saw you now I'd ______. I would build a ______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ______.

Love,
_________

(P.S.

Comments

[glowkitty]

Dear Amy,

You have a nice chestal area. You make me wanna "la la". You should run away with me. Someday I will visit you in Washington. You + me = Pleasure Island. If I saw you now I'd squeal with delight. I would build an obscene snowman just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "Happy Birthday" because I owe you one now.

Love,
Ariel

(P.S. Your boyfriend's new MySpace picture creeps me out. Hahaha.)

[evil_maddie]

Dear Amy,

You have a nice popsicle. You make me hungry. You should salsa dance. Someday I will jump off a cliff o nto a trampoline. You + me = youme. If I saw you now I'd get a hangover. I would build a pumpkin just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be a song with music.

Love,
Madeline Renee

(P.S.woodchuck.)