To Those in the Know

[breaks_the_fall]

My wife is home and pregnant. And I don't honestly know what to say to her.

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[empress_tasha]

She what? Whoa...

[breaks_the_fall]

She's pregnant. She was running around in the woods with men twice her size, pregnant.

[empress_tasha]

Jesus. It... wasn't one of those men twice her size who got her pregnant, right?

[breaks_the_fall]

What?! No! Oh god. This is what I get for flailing. No, Tasha. The baby is mine. It's a boy. And no matter what happens, I'm going to be a father to him. But my wife was carrying my child for months and I didn't know.

[twilightrobe]

Dude. That don't make no kinda sense.

[breaks_the_fall]

Well, I...I think it does...

[twilightrobe]

Well yeah, when you put it like that, but still... context! Woods, like you said! And... stuff. Damn.

[breaks_the_fall]

And apparently they had a big show down and there were arrows and guns and that's my baby in there.

[whichdoctor]

Oh dear. Well, in the meantime, Ethan, you can always say whatever you need to, to me. I'm here for you.

[breaks_the_fall]

But I don't know what to say to anyone about it!!

[whichdoctor]

A fair thing to say in itself...

[remagined]

Hello?

I'm sorry, I'm kinda useless on this, sorry mate.