All in the Family

[breakthehabit82]

So, I was talking to a buddy of mine about how I'm setting landmarks in my family (by graduating high school, going to college, not having a kid by age 19, etc.), and I got to the part about my responsibility to the Zimmerman name. You see, it's very much solely up to me to pass on the Zimmerman name (for our section of the family tree, at least.

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[luhree_love]

1. Oddly enough, I have a very awesome friend who lives in Florida and whose last name is Bancroft :]
2. I like that Nevel and Millie FOUNDED the Zimmermans.
3. I also love that you wrote "not likely to have children" next to Cliff Jr.
4. One of your sisters could get pregnant without getting married and decide to pass on her last name...
5. Nevel Duane Zimmerman IV doesn't lend its hand to JAM, so thank god you weren't named that :D

[luhree_love]

Oh, and good luck in your endeavor to pass on that family name :]

[luhree_love]

& do you even want kids? Because that'd be lame if you didn't and are still expected to hand that name down. Then you have to knockup a hooker or something, and that's no fun, because when the cat comes calling for child support, you're gonna wish your pants had stayed zipped.

-shakes her finger in your face-

[breakthehabit82]

Hehe nobody in my family really expects me to do this or anything. I'm not even sure anybody else realizes that I'm likely the only one to pass the name on. I just think it's a cool story lol. And my sisters better not get pregnant without some serious wedding plans. People will die...

[luhree_love]

Oh they will. I'll make sure of it!
& then you can kill me :D

[breakthehabit82]

lol What the hell kind of person would set out with the goal to make sure a guy's little sisters get pregnant before marriage? You are one twisted girl :P

[seksimaggie]

Haha remember our high school family tree?? <3 Uncle Big Brother Zoshie.

Incidentally I share this burden with you. Only my Uncle, who has no children and is also "not likely" to, and my dad who had two daughters and a vasectomy, are Speer. So the name dies with my sister and I. And only me and my mom have Lowden. But I'll change my name when I get married, and hopefully not have any kids before that, and therefore fail to pass on my name :(

So do better than me, Zoshinator, go out and spread your seed!

[breakthehabit82]

That was such a twisted lil family tree. Weren't Thien-Son and my stepsister like my parents or something? Odd stuff.

Break the tradition! Hyphenate your name....again! You can pass on the name if you really wanna lol.

[seksimaggie]

No! I will not be Maggie Lowden-Speer-Somethingelse! Do you know how many people have thought that up and chuckled as they asked if that was my plan?

I guess my only chance is to get knocked up before marriage. Haha good plan, right?

[breakthehabit82]

lol I'm sure I've done all that before, too.