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Oct 21, 2011 20:08

Help! I'm stuck in a loincloth and I can't get out of it!

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breakthelock October 22 2011, 02:08:37 UTC
No, that's not what I meant.

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breakthelock October 22 2011, 02:09:35 UTC
I didn't mean to write that. I am in a loincloth, but I'm just stuck outside and I can't get clothes on and

it's cold

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descendent October 22 2011, 03:34:51 UTC
You're in a what? Where and how did this happen?

Are you anywhere near the house?

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breakthelock October 22 2011, 05:45:26 UTC
[jrlke;a ohlawd his sister.]

a loincloth.

It just happened. While I was walking on the sidewalk, my other clothes and everything disappeared except my journal and

I'm outside the house now behind a tree.

but the tree keeps moving

[HIS LIFE. what is it.]

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descendent October 22 2011, 07:36:58 UTC
[oh lawding forever.

this is awkward. and so not a conversation she wants to have with him.

but concern > awkwardness.]

Oh, God.

Okay. We'll figure out what to do and in the meantime we'll get you blankets and see if that works.

Just stay close by, okay?

[Not that... he'd be inclined to. WORDS.]

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breakthelock October 22 2011, 10:24:38 UTC
[this is not a conversation he ever wants to have.

period.

with anyone. LOINCLOTH.]

Yeah, my thoughts. Exactly.

Okay.

I'm not going anywhere! I had to run across a few blocks to get here, and I attracted way more attention than I could ever want.

I'm staying.

Right here.

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ibegindreaming October 22 2011, 03:36:32 UTC
So you're like, Tarzan now? [Helpful!Ben is helpful ;x]

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breakthelock October 22 2011, 05:49:15 UTC
Not helping, man.

Not that there is any way to help right now. I wouldn't have even written this if I didn't have to.

Guess it's better than just kneeling out here in the dark.

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ibegindreaming October 22 2011, 07:40:05 UTC
... Right. Sorry. Moving on here!

There's gotta be something. The Rift likes playing practical jokes, but there's usually a phrase or something that can undo it instead of just riding it out. It's just the...finding it that can be virtually impossible. [Still not helping, Benjamin.]

And here I thought the apples were bad.

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breakthelock October 22 2011, 10:26:59 UTC
Uh, so if I say a phrase like I am Tarzan, the loincloth might go away? There are a lot of phrases here in the language.

Yeah, same. This is

Loincloths are really flimsy. I don't know how Tarzan did it. [not without some wardrobe malfunctions]

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uponthewires October 22 2011, 03:38:08 UTC
That does sound uncomfortable and problematic.

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breakthelock October 22 2011, 06:11:47 UTC
It's very cold.

There's a breeze.

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uponthewires October 22 2011, 07:41:50 UTC
Stupid Rift.

Your sister's already talking about building a fire outside to at least make sure you don't freeze to death.

And uh I don't know if you want us to bring you a book or your phone or...something.

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breakthelock October 22 2011, 10:31:21 UTC
Very stupid.

I think a fire would be good. I've tried putting on a coat someone gave me earlier on the street but it just disappeared and went back to the person who gave it to me.

that would be good. I don't know how much reading I can do but phone. And hopefully the blanket can stay on the ground and I can be on top of it. The grass is wet.

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