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breathingheir

two balloons - [audio]

Oct 11, 2011 02:22

[ In a deep, car salesman voice: ]

Hello, sir and/or madame.

My name is... not important, but I am here to ask you a question, one of grave importance:

Are you in the possession of a refrigerator/thermal hull?

If so, is it running?

i'm sorry, i'm so sorry, it's 2am what am i doing, help his eyebrows are on fire, this joke is a classic ok shut up, bad jokes part uno, i'm so so very sorry

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dependabull October 10 2011, 23:14:05 UTC

uH, iF YOU MEAN THAT IT IS MOVING, tHEN i WOULD SAY NO,
bECAUSE IT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT RUNNING IN, tHAT WAY,
bUT IF YOU MEAN, iS IT WORKING,
tHEN YES,
aT LEAST, i HOPE SO, aS i HAVE FOOD IN IT,

1/2 breathingheir October 13 2011, 07:11:53 UTC

dude.
you just ruined the joke.

2/2 breathingheir October 13 2011, 07:12:13 UTC

you are a genius!!

dependabull October 13 2011, 07:26:38 UTC

oH,
i DIDN'T MEAN TO,,,
oH,
uHH,
tHANK YOU?
i'M NOT, cERTAIN IF i SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING OR NOT,,,

breathingheir October 13 2011, 07:28:16 UTC

haha, dude, you totally don't have to be polite around me.
we're buds!
friends can be assholes to each other without meaning it.

dependabull October 13 2011, 07:32:52 UTC

oKAY THEN,
iN THAT CASE, i AM, eSPECIALLY UNAPOLOGETIC,
bECAUSE, i HAVE EFFORTLESSLY FOILED YOUR ATTEMPT AT MOCKERY,
aN ACT THAT WAS, mOST CERTAINLY ON PURPOSE,
aND NOT ACCIDENTAL, dUE TO NOT UNDERSTANDING THE PUNCHLINE,

breathingheir October 13 2011, 07:35:36 UTC

oh really, dude!
then what is the punchline??

dependabull October 13 2011, 07:38:55 UTC

iT IS, tHAT,

i SHOULD BE, wARY OF MY REFRIGERATOR RUNNING FOR ELECTORAL POSITIONS,
bECAUSE,
iT IS AN INANIMATE OBJECT,

breathingheir October 17 2011, 14:38:26 UTC

pffft.
that is so off, dude.

dependabull October 17 2011, 17:44:10 UTC

oH,,,
iT IS?

breathingheir October 18 2011, 05:02:26 UTC

you totally just embarrassed yourself, dude.

dependabull October 18 2011, 08:10:47 UTC

wELL, i STILL THINK THAT, mY ANSWER COULD HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY VALID,
mAYBE PERHAPS, tHE HUMAN VERSION IS JUST DIFFERENT,
bECAUSE, tHERE ARE ALL THOSE CULTURAL DIFFERENCES,
bUT MAYBE,
yOU COULD SHARE YOUR OWN RESPONSE,

breathingheir October 18 2011, 15:15:59 UTC

it wasn't funny at all!

ok, ok.
your refridgerator is running right?
well...
you better go catch it!
hahaha

dependabull October 18 2011, 17:40:18 UTC

tHAT'S, tHE PUNCHLINE?
i DON'T KNOW IF i SEE HOW, tHAT END RESULT IS ALL THAT FUNNIER THAN MINE,
i THINK, yOU JUST HAVE LAME TASTES IN, uHH, hUMOR,

breathingheir October 19 2011, 09:01:05 UTC

...it is a classic, shut up.
you don't know anything about comedy.

dependabull October 19 2011, 18:53:11 UTC

nOT ABOUT HUMAN COMEDY,
nO,
tHAT WOULD BE, a CORRECT ASSESSMENT,
i AM, cOMPLETELY UNKNOWLEDGEABLE IN THAT AREA,

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