Writer's Block: Bite Me

[breathingher]

Oh. That's a toughie.

I'll start at the easy end: If Edward Cullen came anywhere near me, i'd knock seven shades of sparkle out of him with a baseball bat. If I jump when people walk into rooms, I doubt I can take the stress of waking up with tall, dark and pale, sniffing me.

And, uh, i'm squeamish.

So, I suppose, a very small bite from Lestat.

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Comments

[nevermore_1106]

I'm afraid, my dear, that 'a very small bite' from a vampire who does everything on an overblown scale... is a bit tough. But if you're feeling lucky --
XDD

[breathingher]

I know - but do not fear! I have changed my mind to Bill, from True Blood.

[blue_drag0nfly]

Well you'd probably lose your shit if Alucard from Hellsing came anywhere near you, but then again, I would too :B He's a scary Mf
I say NO to all vampire bites, it's like russian roulette, and I want to stay safe thankouverymuch.

[breathingher]

Haven't even seen V.H yet. Everyones's like "Duuuuude, have you watched it yet?" and i'm like "I do not speak your language.."

[blue_drag0nfly]

From Van Hellsing? I'm talking about the manga Hellsing.
I don't think I've ever really seen a vampire movie, except the dinsey movies :B

[breathingher]

They have Disney vampire movies?! Oh I am all over that.