FILL: Sam's a Stupid Bitch - SPN Sam/Cas [2/2]ikiraJune 28 2011, 02:46:54 UTC
“I - I can’t do it!” Sam groaned, finally breaking down and revealing his true fears. “What’s if something happens to him? So many creatures are after me and Dean; I’d never be able to forgive myself if he gets hurt or worse because of me.” His mind flashed to Jessica, guilt stabbing through him.
The Sassy Gay Man, however, was unimpressed. “You’re worried that an angel that’s gone toe to toe with archangels, survived getting explodedtwice, and dragged your ass out of Hell, is going to get hurt.” He gave Sam a flat look that somehow managed to put even Sam’s best bitchfaces to shame.
Sam flushed. “Well when you put it like that.”
“First of all,” the Sassy Gay Man said seriously, raising a finger to count off his points, “You’re worried about an Angel of the Lord getting hurt, when it’s a well established fact that he can survive way more than you can, and that God is his fanboy and will bring him back from the dead if anything does happen. Second of all, why are we still standing here, your reservations are for eight!Sam glanced
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Re: FILL: Sam's a Stupid Bitch - SPN Sam/Cas [2/2]verucasalt123June 28 2011, 04:18:40 UTC
I have no idea what the prompt was for this, but it is really, really fantastic. I am a dedicated and enthusiastic SamGirl, but he honestly is a stupid bitch.
Re: FILL: Sam's a Stupid Bitch - SPN Sam/Cas [2/2]marziebarzJune 30 2011, 21:55:23 UTC
HAHAHA YES. SO MUCH YES. RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW. This is such perfection, and I have to go YouTube the Sam-as-Sassy-Gay-Friend videos I found. SO PERFECT ^_^
The Sassy Gay Man, however, was unimpressed. “You’re worried that an angel that’s gone toe to toe with archangels, survived getting explodedtwice, and dragged your ass out of Hell, is going to get hurt.” He gave Sam a flat look that somehow managed to put even Sam’s best bitchfaces to shame.
Sam flushed. “Well when you put it like that.”
“First of all,” the Sassy Gay Man said seriously, raising a finger to count off his points, “You’re worried about an Angel of the Lord getting hurt, when it’s a well established fact that he can survive way more than you can, and that God is his fanboy and will bring him back from the dead if anything does happen. Second of all, why are we still standing here, your reservations are for eight!Sam glanced ( ... )
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