Fill: Chuck, Jeff/LesterstarshinedcJune 28 2011, 17:37:08 UTC
Never written Chuck fic. But this prompt made me laugh >.> And I love Chuck SO. MUCH. This show needs to live forever XD
Big Mike had not okay'd this. Then again, Big Mike rarely okay'd anything these crazy employees of his did. But he had definitely not okay'd this. No one had told him about this. And where had that stage come from? And why was it on his floor? The Buy More wasn’t closed down for the day and Jeff and Lester's shift was to start up in another hour, wedding day or no wedding day. And oh my god if Lester didn't stop gyrating his skinny hips and dry-humping the air, he was going to throw up.
No, wait, he was going to throw up anyway. Jeff was very openly ogling Lester's hips and bouncing ass. He made a beeline for the wedding cake, intent on drowning his sorrows in the creamy goodness.
Morgan had just finished cutting slices for himself and Chuck - and, okay, maybe one for Sarah too and definitely one for Casey even if Casey had already asserted that he was not going to eat any of the penis-shaped cake
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Re: Fill: Chuck, Jeff/Lesterjanie_tangerineJune 28 2011, 17:45:07 UTC
OMG I LOVE YOU AND I'M LITERALLY CRYING NOW. THIS IS SUCH A THING OF BEAUTY I CAN'T EVEN FATHOM HOW AWESOME IT IS XDDDD
OMG EVERYTHING. Big Mike POV for the utter and total complete win. XDD Also
Lester and Jeff, it seemed, had come to a realization a few months previous: Chicks did not like them. With that realization had come another: they liked them. The months following those realizations had been ones of intense physical and emotional discoveries, their bodies and souls becoming blank canvases upon which to create.THIS IS JUST THE BEST THING EVER. THEY LIKE THEM. The blank canvases thing is totally a thing I can imagine those two saying while describing their romance XDDDDDDDDDDDD and THEY HAD A PENIS SHAPED CAKE WHICH ONLY MORGAN WANTS TO EAT XDDDDD I almost fell off my chair at that XDD
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Re: Fill: Chuck, Jeff/LesterhalfshellvenusJune 29 2011, 20:15:44 UTC
This was hilarious, so perfectly and wonderfully wrong.
Loved all the Big Mike POV, and I especially loved Jeff and Lester realizing that girls didn't like them (and never would) and the only ones who DID like them were each other.
Re: Fill: Chuck, Jeff/LesterhalfshellvenusJune 29 2011, 23:25:23 UTC
But the wrongness is what makes it right!
Oh, I agree! It's all the more true for Crack-- the wrongness is usually taking canon and mocking it to all four corners until it bleeds, which should be painful but actually produces utter perfection in Crack. Well, at least in my opinion. :)
I haven't seen any Casey/Chuck prompts either! You'd think they'd be more popular! But really, for a meme like this.... Jeffster is the first place my mind would go too. :)
Re: Fill: Chuck, Jeff/Lesteramelias_natureJune 29 2011, 22:28:37 UTC
HI!LARIOUS!!!!!
I can totally see the Jeffster coming to that conclusion. It totally makes sense for them... and the penis cake. I'd be with Morgan, I wouldn't care what shape the original cake was in, if it was red velvet w/ cream cheese frosting? Hells to the YEAH I'd be eaten some!
Big Mike had not okay'd this. Then again, Big Mike rarely okay'd anything these crazy employees of his did. But he had definitely not okay'd this. No one had told him about this. And where had that stage come from? And why was it on his floor? The Buy More wasn’t closed down for the day and Jeff and Lester's shift was to start up in another hour, wedding day or no wedding day. And oh my god if Lester didn't stop gyrating his skinny hips and dry-humping the air, he was going to throw up.
No, wait, he was going to throw up anyway. Jeff was very openly ogling Lester's hips and bouncing ass. He made a beeline for the wedding cake, intent on drowning his sorrows in the creamy goodness.
Morgan had just finished cutting slices for himself and Chuck - and, okay, maybe one for Sarah too and definitely one for Casey even if Casey had already asserted that he was not going to eat any of the penis-shaped cake ( ... )
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OMG EVERYTHING. Big Mike POV for the utter and total complete win. XDD Also
Lester and Jeff, it seemed, had come to a realization a few months previous: Chicks did not like them. With that realization had come another: they liked them. The months following those realizations had been ones of intense physical and emotional discoveries, their bodies and souls becoming blank canvases upon which to create.THIS IS JUST THE BEST THING EVER. THEY LIKE THEM. The blank canvases thing is totally a thing I can imagine those two saying while describing their romance XDDDDDDDDDDDD and THEY HAD A PENIS SHAPED CAKE WHICH ONLY MORGAN WANTS TO EAT XDDDDD I almost fell off my chair at that XDD ( ... )
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I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
I was worried that it was too short, lol
And, yes. They would SO describe their romance like that. So creeptastic XDDDDDDD
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I love you too for the prompt!!!!!
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Loved all the Big Mike POV, and I especially loved Jeff and Lester realizing that girls didn't like them (and never would) and the only ones who DID like them were each other.
Match made in heaven hell the stockroom! \o/
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My inner Big Mike demanded my attention
I don't think it could've gone in any other direction
I love your icon though >.>
I'm noticing a lack of Casey/Chuck prompts
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Oh, I agree! It's all the more true for Crack-- the wrongness is usually taking canon and mocking it to all four corners until it bleeds, which should be painful but actually produces utter perfection in Crack. Well, at least in my opinion. :)
I haven't seen any Casey/Chuck prompts either! You'd think they'd be more popular! But really, for a meme like this.... Jeffster is the first place my mind would go too. :)
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I can totally see the Jeffster coming to that conclusion. It totally makes sense for them... and the penis cake. I'd be with Morgan, I wouldn't care what shape the original cake was in, if it was red velvet w/ cream cheese frosting? Hells to the YEAH I'd be eaten some!
I can't believe I just that. x.x
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Jeffster must live strong! <3
Also, yeah. I'd eat that cake too. Idec what shape it is
It's CAKE
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Jeffster is so my Chuck!OTP
So much love for them and all their odd
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