Fill: The Floral Monstrosity, Pike/McCoy 1/2zauzatJuly 1 2011, 07:37:48 UTC
“Leo, why are you hiding behind this floral monstrosity?”
“More to the damned point, why are there floral edifices the size of small apartment blocks apparently entirely composed of gardenias at my reception?”
“Oh well, that’s probably my mother’s doing. When Honoria Pike gets an idea in her head it’s best to just let her run with it. But that doesn’t explain why you are hiding behind one.”
“Have you seen what’s out there? It’s worse than a battalion of Klingons. At least you know where you stand with Klingons. There are hundreds of people, people I don’t know, people with ranks and titles and power to take down worlds and what are they all doing at my wedding
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Re: Fill: The Floral Monstrosity, Pike/McCoy 2/2zauzatJuly 1 2011, 07:38:37 UTC
“Get your hands out of my pants, mister. I don’t know what makes you think you are getting any at any time in the near future. I agreed to let Jim be best man - and therefore give a damned speech - because you promised you’d keep him under control!”
“Yeah, and? The speech was very funny. People loved it.”
“He told them about that shoreleave on Risa with you and me and the seventeen Cardassian sunrises and that creature with all the tentacles! The only way he could have known about that was if you told him
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“More to the damned point, why are there floral edifices the size of small apartment blocks apparently entirely composed of gardenias at my reception?”
“Oh well, that’s probably my mother’s doing. When Honoria Pike gets an idea in her head it’s best to just let her run with it. But that doesn’t explain why you are hiding behind one.”
“Have you seen what’s out there? It’s worse than a battalion of Klingons. At least you know where you stand with Klingons. There are hundreds of people, people I don’t know, people with ranks and titles and power to take down worlds and what are they all doing at my wedding ( ... )
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“Yeah, and? The speech was very funny. People loved it.”
“He told them about that shoreleave on Risa with you and me and the seventeen Cardassian sunrises and that creature with all the tentacles! The only way he could have known about that was if you told him ( ... )
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