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SPN: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (part 1) tawg June 28 2011, 12:43:50 UTC
Michael/Lucifer/Gabriel, Sam/Gabriel, Gabriel/Food, Dean/Cas, Michael/Lucifer, Cas/Taxis.

Dean was willing to admit, he’d always felt that Heaven and Hell starting the apocalypse, at the same time, for the same ‘it has been written reason had seemed, well, a little far-fetched. He’d always assumed that there was something else going on, something that neither the angels nor the demons were willing to admit to. And, standing in the playground of an elementary school, in the middle of nowhere, he was slowly realising that he was right.

“It was foolish of you to come down here, Michael.”

“And you, brother. It would seem you were... a little hasty getting dressed.”

“It’s not the packaging,” Lucifer said with a slow smile, “it’s the toy inside.”

Ada-no, Michael countered by lifting his chin a little. “Toys get broken so very easily. And I’ve been watching our brother. I’m sure he’ll appreciate something that can take a little wear and tear.”

Dean did not need to see Adam, or anything wearing his brother, attempt a sultry look again. ( ... )

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Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!) battywings June 30 2011, 01:17:17 UTC
Dean was so upset. He was looking forward to those.

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Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!) tawg June 30 2011, 04:12:35 UTC
Castiel tried to comfort Dean by assuring him that both items will be present at their wedding, but such a revelation did not have the desired effect.

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Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!) battywings June 30 2011, 05:53:56 UTC
... FUCK IT.

"Cas, that's not the point!" Dean growls, gesturing wildly as he does when angry.

"What is the point?" Cas tilts his head, looking at Dean with huge eyes.

"That's a trickster wedding! We'll have an angelic wedding. And Sammy was supposed to be the traditional one, you know?"

"Would you settle for those things at the reception and on the honeymoon?" Cas asks after a moment, trying to placate Dean.

Dean thinks about it, actually has to think about this, before agreeing.

"Yeah, I like that idea."

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Micro-fic FTW tawg June 30 2011, 06:13:35 UTC
Of course, Cas mixes them up and Gabriel makes the most of the chocolate jacuzzi at the reception (much to Sam's utter mortification. He is not taking well to married-life). But Dean has no complaints about consuming an entire lamb during the course of his honeymoon.

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Re: Micro-fic FTW battywings June 30 2011, 07:04:39 UTC
The chocolate jacuzzi and lamb almost make up for the tricks Gabriel has pulled on Dean. Almost.

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Re: Micro-fic FTW tawg June 30 2011, 07:15:07 UTC
Gabriel would have put a trick inside the lamb, but Sam inovked his wifely powers, and informed Gabriel that if he did anything to upset Dean and Castiel's union, he would be sleeping on the couch until the next freaking apocalypse.

But whatever. Gabriel doesn't care. It's not like he has some compulsive need to make people miserable and maybe a little bit dead. He's happy for Cas, really, and he likes Dean well enough. It's not like he's behaving just because Sam made that face of him, and had his arms crossed, and tapped his foot in a way that meant srs bzns. Sam? He's a pushover. Honest... Anyway, he's got one hell of an anniversary card planned for the two of them.

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Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!) mizface June 28 2011, 21:14:41 UTC
Love love love this!!!!!

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Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!) anya_urameshi June 29 2011, 03:28:18 UTC
That was the best thing I've read all month. *glomps* You just cheered me straight up from a depression. Thank you so much. <3

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Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!) tawg June 29 2011, 10:18:08 UTC
Glad to be of service :D

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Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!) anya_urameshi June 29 2011, 03:58:51 UTC
That was the best thing I've read all month. *glomps* You just cheered me straight up from a depression. Thank you so much. <3

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Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!) mulder200 June 29 2011, 22:21:36 UTC
LOL! Best wedding crack ever!

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Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!) _bluebells July 3 2011, 12:46:06 UTC
This was fantastic, pure, sheer, dripped in syrup gold, and I loved it. However, on behalf of Australia, I'd have to reject your plan of lilies, Michael; like red wine and white carpet, some things are just not meant to be. ♥

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Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!) tawg July 3 2011, 12:47:29 UTC
We really don't have the climate for lilies, but a continent of red kangaroo paw just doesn't have the same romance... Glad you enjoyed :D

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Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!) jabber_moose July 4 2011, 06:52:10 UTC
I've basically read this through at nearly 3:00am, squawking and flailing my arms like a madwoman on AIM, while simultaneously attempting to clap my hands and scroll down. It's a hard job, but someone's got to attempt it.

This is flawless, and perfect and everything i've ever wanted in my entire life. Literally. Entire. Life.

Perfection. Per. Fec. Tion.

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Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!) tawg July 4 2011, 07:11:43 UTC
I think you just won gold in the aerobics event of the fic reading Olympics :p

Glad to have fulfilled your heart's desire *bows*

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