Dean was willing to admit, he’d always felt that Heaven and Hell starting the apocalypse, at the same time, for the same ‘it has been written reason had seemed, well, a little far-fetched. He’d always assumed that there was something else going on, something that neither the angels nor the demons were willing to admit to. And, standing in the playground of an elementary school, in the middle of nowhere, he was slowly realising that he was right.
“It was foolish of you to come down here, Michael.”
“And you, brother. It would seem you were... a little hasty getting dressed.”
“It’s not the packaging,” Lucifer said with a slow smile, “it’s the toy inside.”
Ada-no, Michael countered by lifting his chin a little. “Toys get broken so very easily. And I’ve been watching our brother. I’m sure he’ll appreciate something that can take a little wear and tear.”
Dean did not need to see Adam, or anything wearing his brother, attempt a sultry look again.
( ... )
Of course, Cas mixes them up and Gabriel makes the most of the chocolate jacuzzi at the reception (much to Sam's utter mortification. He is not taking well to married-life). But Dean has no complaints about consuming an entire lamb during the course of his honeymoon.
Gabriel would have put a trick inside the lamb, but Sam inovked his wifely powers, and informed Gabriel that if he did anything to upset Dean and Castiel's union, he would be sleeping on the couch until the next freaking apocalypse.
But whatever. Gabriel doesn't care. It's not like he has some compulsive need to make people miserable and maybe a little bit dead. He's happy for Cas, really, and he likes Dean well enough. It's not like he's behaving just because Sam made that face of him, and had his arms crossed, and tapped his foot in a way that meant srs bzns. Sam? He's a pushover. Honest... Anyway, he's got one hell of an anniversary card planned for the two of them.
Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!)_bluebellsJuly 3 2011, 12:46:06 UTC
This was fantastic, pure, sheer, dripped in syrup gold, and I loved it. However, on behalf of Australia, I'd have to reject your plan of lilies, Michael; like red wine and white carpet, some things are just not meant to be. ♥
Re: How Gay Marriage Stopped the Apocalypse (end!)jabber_mooseJuly 4 2011, 06:52:10 UTC
I've basically read this through at nearly 3:00am, squawking and flailing my arms like a madwoman on AIM, while simultaneously attempting to clap my hands and scroll down. It's a hard job, but someone's got to attempt it.
This is flawless, and perfect and everything i've ever wanted in my entire life. Literally. Entire. Life.
Dean was willing to admit, he’d always felt that Heaven and Hell starting the apocalypse, at the same time, for the same ‘it has been written reason had seemed, well, a little far-fetched. He’d always assumed that there was something else going on, something that neither the angels nor the demons were willing to admit to. And, standing in the playground of an elementary school, in the middle of nowhere, he was slowly realising that he was right.
“It was foolish of you to come down here, Michael.”
“And you, brother. It would seem you were... a little hasty getting dressed.”
“It’s not the packaging,” Lucifer said with a slow smile, “it’s the toy inside.”
Ada-no, Michael countered by lifting his chin a little. “Toys get broken so very easily. And I’ve been watching our brother. I’m sure he’ll appreciate something that can take a little wear and tear.”
Dean did not need to see Adam, or anything wearing his brother, attempt a sultry look again. ( ... )
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"Cas, that's not the point!" Dean growls, gesturing wildly as he does when angry.
"What is the point?" Cas tilts his head, looking at Dean with huge eyes.
"That's a trickster wedding! We'll have an angelic wedding. And Sammy was supposed to be the traditional one, you know?"
"Would you settle for those things at the reception and on the honeymoon?" Cas asks after a moment, trying to placate Dean.
Dean thinks about it, actually has to think about this, before agreeing.
"Yeah, I like that idea."
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But whatever. Gabriel doesn't care. It's not like he has some compulsive need to make people miserable and maybe a little bit dead. He's happy for Cas, really, and he likes Dean well enough. It's not like he's behaving just because Sam made that face of him, and had his arms crossed, and tapped his foot in a way that meant srs bzns. Sam? He's a pushover. Honest... Anyway, he's got one hell of an anniversary card planned for the two of them.
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This is flawless, and perfect and everything i've ever wanted in my entire life. Literally. Entire. Life.
Perfection. Per. Fec. Tion.
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Glad to have fulfilled your heart's desire *bows*
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