I've been poisoned, broken, and (metaphorically) screwed. Upside, though!
Poison: I was given bad food at my work (which was also delivered to all the children in ALL the rooms). Apparently the turkey was a little raw (though it showed no signs of pink) and didn't agree with (in my room) 8 people's stomachs - 8/17 people... that's 6 kids and 2 teachers! Not a good Friday.
Broken: ALSO on Friday I was watching TV, walking, and retrieving my dog from the outside cold air. Season MUST pay attention to the black suitcase on the floor that could potentially break her twice-over broken toe on her left foot. Did she pay attention? NO! There was a cute guy on TV! #*(@^)$)^&#^@%*#@*$&@ - that's all I have to say about that.
Screwed: weekend sucks because I cannot go to Dickens. Realization of having a broken toe, hurt knee, and recovering from food poisoning while having to take a DANCE FINAL (not written) is going to SUCK! Maybe I can just tell her I was hit by a car while walking and received bad meds... naw, the truth is way funnier.
Upside: finally got the DVDs for Jeff Dunham (AWESOME ventriloquist) (because links are iffy right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXOg23pGeA) who makes me laugh when I am down. Dood, PEANUT rocks! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZjMgbRUsZM)