SLOW SLOW SLOW SLOW. COMPUTER HAS TO INCREASE SPEED ALREADY. NO PATIENCE ON USER END. END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT! Everyone knows. STOP HIDING YOUR SECRET PANTIES ( Read more... )

Hoorah, the OUDS (Oxford University DRAMATIC SOCIETY) production of Twelfth Night was great. : D Whoever played Cesario/Violet was very, very cute. Also, the ACCENTS! One of them was unbearably cockney, and the way he said "Malvolio" was utterly CHARMANT. : D ( Read more... )

Someday, I will learn to play the cello. What a fabulous instrument it is! Whereas the violin occasionally issues an earbreaking screech, the cello is somber and stately. It has such a unique, rich timbre. Wow ( Read more... )

Well, Autumn's predictable as ever. I ran into her at Wilder, so she asked me to walk with her to the post office to pick up some boxes. So I did ( Read more... )

It's Semptember 11. Gurgle. Happy birthday, Greg ( Read more... )

AUGH. Tomorrow is the September 11 anniversary. People, whether you're American or not, prepare to be RE-INUNDATED with the same propaganda you thought HAD DIED BACK IN JANUARY. Everyone and their dog will proudly display UNITED WE STAND! t-shirts. American flags will be EVERYWHERE. All over newspapers and the TV will be people sobbing and hugging ( Read more... )

I LISTENED TO Dope Nose AGAIN. RIVERS, I WANT TO CLOBBER YOU. Stop whining, you pansy. You sound like you're being kicked to death in that song. God, I hate emo! I HATE EMO!

OKAY! That felt better. I'm going to sleep. : D

Jeez, what happened to Weezer? "Dope Nose" is ridiculously dumb. It's catchy, okay, but the best word for it is VAPID. Well, looks like they sold out. No surprise there. Guess I won't be shelling out the cash for "Maladroit." What a waste, Rivers. What a waste ( Read more... )

I will never understand teenagers who say "Person X and I are going to get married!" People don't understand how much things will change in the course of those resulting years. It just serves to remind me of how clueless teenagers are about everything. Person X will go off to college and meet new people. Person X will have all but forgotten you in ( Read more... )

lol I'm exhausted. This year is going to be a lot better than last year, I can tell ( Read more... )