That foot-bobbling thing has a name-- it's an actual medical condition (or so I've been told) and it means that you're going to die. No I'm kidding about the dying part. But it's for real, and lots of people have it.
Hee. I never remember mine. Except for the one I always sing when I get home. I believe I mentioned it on Killoggs before. It is sung to the tune of 'Beat It' and goes: Kittiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies, Kittiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies, Kittiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies, Kittiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies, Look at all the huuuuungry kiiiiiiiiiiiities! You are so hungry you are so fat wait just one minute I'll get your snack My Kitties (kitties kitties kitties)* The parenthetical words are done as if I were an echo. Yes. Just like the song.
That is a rad song!!!! John and I once made up a song about his cat to the tune of Beat it. It had something to do with her being very funnies....because Kira is very funny yay for me very funnies!!!!
This is what John says to her in a lispy voice ALL THE TIME!! And it is very cute indeed.
Lately I've been calling my cat the "Little Oozer" due to the tumor growing on the side of her neck that periodically oozes blood and interstitial fluids. I also enjoy singing the "Cleo the Leo" tune which is usually just made-up verse about her preference for Iams cat food, how she enjoys catnip, and the depths of her love of wall-staring.
I also like singing "Cleeeeeeooooo, nothing more than Clee-ee-ooo!" to the tune of "Feelings."
There used to be this girl that I figure skated with that would stick her tongue out as she was skating. It made for the most bizarre looking programs I have ever witnessed. It was like watching Terri Schaivo on ice. It was a standing joke between my coach and me; Abby would skate be exiting a spin or doing a spiral, her tongue would be hanging out, and my coach and I would notice during a lesson and be doubled over laughing.
Eventually one her coaches found the courage to say something to her about the habit and she stopped. Then Abby was simply the girl who always got in my way when I was practicing my program and no longer amusing.
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Kittiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies, Kittiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies,
Kittiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies, Kittiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies,
Look at all the huuuuungry kiiiiiiiiiiiities!
You are so hungry
you are so fat
wait just one minute
I'll get your snack
My Kitties (kitties kitties kitties)*
The parenthetical words are done as if I were an echo. Yes. Just like the song.
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This is what John says to her in a lispy voice ALL THE TIME!! And it is very cute indeed.
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I also like singing "Cleeeeeeooooo, nothing more than Clee-ee-ooo!" to the tune of "Feelings."
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Eventually one her coaches found the courage to say something to her about the habit and she stopped. Then Abby was simply the girl who always got in my way when I was practicing my program and no longer amusing.
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