I got stopped on the street by a student news crew the day after and asked "do you plan to drink a lot this St. Patty's day". My replied was naturally "St. Patty' yesterday you idiots." To try and recover his ground he asked me if I masturbate a lot. After a long startled pause, I said the most imcriminating "No!" I could have possibly said.
Given that my midle name is Patrick, I'm kind of ambivalent about it... The thing I really hate about it is the "greening" of everything from beer to bagels.
If anything is done for ST. Patricks, my other half wears orange and green. What really annoys me about it is people getting drunk out of their gourds as if that is all it means to be Irish.
Yeah I have an extremely irish name too. Hey, that mean your name is pronounced "PattyBear" then?
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I got stopped on the street by a student news crew the day after and asked "do you plan to drink a lot this St. Patty's day". My replied was naturally "St. Patty' yesterday you idiots." To try and recover his ground he asked me if I masturbate a lot. After a long startled pause, I said the most imcriminating "No!" I could have possibly said.
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The thing I really hate about it is the "greening" of everything from beer to bagels.
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Yeah I have an extremely irish name too. Hey, that mean your name is pronounced "PattyBear" then?
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