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[brena]

Today I went to work and talked about a bunch of different sex positions from the Cosmopolitan magazine. Then my gay friend Todd started crying because his ex boyfriend kissed someone else after Todd slept with someone else two weeks earlier. Everyone at work is getting pregnant and/or talking about babies all the time. I was scared I might be

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[noctrum]

a vicodin won't get you high...if you smoke after you take it, that's a different story.

I was scared I might be pregnant and then I realized that I'm still a virgin.

that made me lol.

[skogul]

Vicodin is a heavy duty painkiller, just a couple of notches below morphine itself. It's usually for people with acute and/or chronic pain, like after surgery or people with something really bad like lupus or bad arthritis.

It won't make you high, per se, but it will make you feel really drugged and out of touch with your surroundings and make you sleep if you get comfortable enough. Some sad asses do take it for that effect. D:

If I were you, I wouldn't trust it. You don't know where Todd got it and so it could be contaminated or laced with something that will seriously fuck you up. Never accept pills from people unless it's a pharmacist, rofl.

And you really, really need to stop getting paranoid about being pregnant, lol. 8( I highly doubt you're going to bear another Christ baby.

Anyway, it's good my Kymkymface is using LJ again. I missed being able to read your posts. >:O

[wegottaknow]

just take the vicodin. it rules. i'm a pharmacist so you can listen to me.

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