Valentines Day Smut: Island Style!

[brenah]

Okie, I decided at 2 am that we need Lost Valentines. So I'm gonna rattle off a few. I might add some more later, and I'll try and get some pics to go with these tomorrow, but being as I don't have photoshop, eh. I'll put down whose picture is supposed to go where.

'Without you, I am *LOST*' (A picture of Charlie's fingerwraps here.)

'I love you more than peanut butter.' (Claire)

'Wanna play Doctor?' (Jack)

'You are so nice to talk to (and touch!)' (Danielle)

'Lemme tell ya a little story about Love...' (Locke)

'A day without a kiss from you is like torture.' (Sawyer)

'You take my breath away.' (Charlie or Shannon)

'I love you like a sister.' (Boone)

'Must be Puppy Love.' (Vincent)

'You have me ensnared.' (Sayid)

'You are like a brother to me.' (Shannon)

'I'm sad and pensive without you.' (Kate)

'I'm yours, Valentine. (Just don't tell Jin.)' (Sun)

'Be mine, Valentine, or I will KILL ONE OF THEM!!!' (Ethan)

'I love you almost as much as I love myself!' (Shannon)

'You stole my heart.' (Kate/Sawyer)

'Happy Valentines Day...Dude.' (Hurley)

'Roses are red, violets are blue, I like bondage...and I hope you do, too!' (Anybody)

'I need you, stat!' (Jack)

'Let me be...your Polar Bear.' (Polar Bear, with an Elvis twist!)

'I'd be Merry if you were my Pippin.' (Charlie)

'We do not have Valentines Day in Sayidistan; but for you, I'll make an exception.' (Sayid)

'Wanna be my Nurse?' (Jack)

'I'd kill for your love.' (Jin)

'I'm hoping you'll be mine, Valentine.' (Walt)

'Mind if I crash with you?' (Anybody)

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'Don't keep me hanging, Valentine.' (Charlie)

'Like a Moth to a flame.' (Charlie)

'I really dig you' (Kate/Jack)

'You are so special to me. If you were to disappear, I'd look for you!' (Anyone)

'We get along swimmingly!' (Sawyer/Kate)

'YOU IDIOT! You shot her in the lung!' (Open card) What happened when Sawyer tried to play Cupid.

'A miracle happened here. I found you.' (Locke)

'4pm. Third cave on the right. Bring Sexual Peanut Butter.'(Claire)

'I could stare at you all day.' (Boone or Locke)

'You + Me = A Happy Valentines Day.' (Sayid)

'I made you a *really* nice Valentines Day card...but Sawyer stole it.' (Anyone)

'I'd tell you how much I love you, and how much you mean to me,' (Open) 'But I don't want to boar you.' (Anyone)

(A picture of Jack falling down the cliff) 'I've really fallen for you, Valentine.'

'You caused my heart to skip a beat.' (Charlie)

'What do I want for Valentines Day?' (Open) 'Just you.' (Sawyer)

(A picture of Mercutio finding Sun while she bathes) 'You make this all worthwhile.'

'Guess why I'm planting a passionfruit garden? *wink*' (Sun)

'I'd pay alot just to hear your voice.' (Locke)

'According to the symptoms, I'm in love with you.' (Jack)

'Wanna be my groupie?' (Liam or Charlie)

Sawyer...'You know you want it, Baby' (open card) A picture of him holding out the insect repellant to Shannon.

'If I ask three times, would you be mine?' - Charlie

'You had me screaming all night.' - Claire (Think in 'Raised By Another' cave scenes) (Sorry, but I had to add it!)

'Wanna be my partner in crime?' (Kate or Sawyer)

'Have a swingin' Valentines Day!' (open card) Hurley doing his Golf Course Dance.

(Charlie holding the fish from 'Walkabout') 'You're quite a catch!'

'Meet me at the waterfall. Alone. - Your Secret Admirer' (open card) MECHASAUR!!!!

Jack: The perfect perscription for love.

Sawyer holding up his tortured hand 'You've really gotten under my skin.'

'Let's give The Others something to whisper about' (Anybody)

'I'm crazy in love with you.' (Jack, Locke, Rousseau...hmm, maybe another 'Anyone' catagory.)

'Be mine. Everything else is.' (Sawyer)