huh?

[brennarella]

Why are there birds awake at 1am?

I hate birds.

Comments

[ihatethefuture]

the birds are sitting in their nests or whatever going "why is bren awake at 1am?"

but they dont hate you!

[brennarella]

Yes they do. All wildlife hates me. This is why I stay in big cities.

[shaynabelle]

Better birds than ants, but why can't nature leave us alone sometimes?

[ihatethefuture]

well, depends on your point of view... would you rather have, say, six ants in your living room, or six pelicans flapping around?

[brennarella]

the pelicans would at least be entertaining. and they wouldn't bite.

[greentara12]

that's when the harmless fantasy of having a shot gun comes handy. tee hee hee

[brennarella]

HA! You Texan you. ;)