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I have a suspcision that my neighbour steals my newspaper in the mornings before I get up, specifically to finish my crossword and jumble, and then puts it back. It's very unsatisfying to have someone spoil the end of a movie, so you can imagine how equally unsatisfying it is to have someone spoil your crossword, and it's not like I can erase it ( Read more... )

I am being impersonated! brentthelawyer, this is just a warning, I have filed a report to LJ Abuse, so I suggest you delete your journal while you still can get off scot free. He stole my user pic, my life story, my interests, and then claimed I am pretending to be him. this asshole even tried to hack into my photobucket account. Stop linking phoneservice, ( Read more... )

I made a rating community, sexy_lawyers...

( Fuck Johnny Depp )

I started watching Dawson's Creek, it's low class teen drama entertainment, but I crave it like William S. Burroughs would for sweet, sweet Heroin. I watch it every night. I don't really see why girls think Pacey is hot, because clearly Dawson is the misunderstood brilliant film genius who gets both Joey, Jen and Pacey's older sister! That white ( Read more... )

If LiveJournal suspends me, my username is going to be brentthelawyer or something like that. (You will find out details about me if I disappear on phoneservice.)

Anyways, my ex-wife has put me on the Grapefruit Juice Diet. I hate that bitch so much sometimes. Hopefully I can sneak something when she isn't looking.

( Stayin' Alive! )

My ex-wife signed my sons up for modeling the other day, I was furious. In other news, I'm playing Tony in my town's theater's version of Saturday Night Fever, so I need to master my New Yorka accent.

My furbie is giving me the silent treatment.

If anyone can get me a deadjournal code, I will do whatever they want. If you can, comment here telling me you can and nothing more, I'll give you my email adress and you can send me the code. Thanks.