Pre-Rush Hour, Post Ice Storm

[brentmanhottie]

    At the moment sleet-like snow is pelting down on the windows of the study. It snowed two inches last night and now it’s being topped with an iced glaze. It’s two fifteen and I don’t feel like doing anything. I haven’t even showered, and now that the already hazardous driving conditions have worsened, I don’t think I will do anything today.

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[adelinejak]

When I was 11, I was eating an apple when I had to go pee. I put the apple in my mouth but just when I leaned forward to flush the toilet, I dropped the apple & it plugged up the loo, causing it to overflow. My folks were at my Grandparents house a few blocks over, so no one was there to help me. I closed the bathroom door & ran downstairs, turned on the TV & tried to ignore it, planning to feign ignorance. I waited & waited for them to come home.. & then the worst happened. I had to go number 2. Goddamned apples. I didn't dare even enter the bathroom, so I found a jar from under the sink. I did my business ... but I missed the jar. I hid the evidence in the "playhouse" outside. My parents freaked out about the toilet because you could see the apple, then my Mom found the misdeed outside. "It's dog poo!" I pleaded. "NO THIS IS PEOPLE POO!!"

I was grounded for 2 weeks

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[brentmanhottie]

wow. i heard a similar story, from ms. winker. when we were in 8th grade she told me that she...i can't finish, it's too gross to say.

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