Dan and i were talking and we said that if we didn't have our bizarre sense of humor, we might have more friends, less people who think we're jerks, and COMPASSION. and Dan asked "What's compassion?" and here's my new definition.
compassion: (from the word COMPASS) n. The ability to:
a) point magnetic north, as a COMPASS would or
b) mimic, become or be like an apparatus that is commonly used as an aid for drawing circles
So, the next time someone says to show some COMPASSion, don't think of this meaning, otherwise you'll laugh, and won't be showing any compassion by any definitions of the word
B
PS: I'm back! Thx to the thought of my new love interest