"There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don’t know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president. But, when you stop to think about it, only a nut case would want to be a human being, if he or she had a choice. Such treacherous, untrustworthy, lying and greedy animals we are! I was born a human ( Read more... )

Tonight, I got enough space in this house for soft sheets, one fine lady ( Read more... )

i took away the prefix from "insecurity" and you whisked away your clothes

Good to know if i need attention, all i need to do is die puke ( Read more... )

i am my own damn god HAHAHA

i took a nap after the game today and awoke after the weirdest dream im ever had ( Read more... )

well i was really bored today so i just decided to have some fun and take pictures. GAWD i look sooo bad, but that ben and jerrys pint was just screaming at me "take the pictures, snap away girlfriend." so, with much hesitation im posting these pics of me

(wow i need a life lol heheheheheheheh)

translatedso im feeling very lonely today and since ( Read more... )

when i said to purge me, i did not mean brainwash.

my life right now can be descibed in one simple fast food slogan "mmm-mmm im lovin it"

that was homosexual wasnt it?

im not even going to get into it because some people have skin so sensitive a PH neutral lotion gives them rashes and its summer so you all deserve a dark complexion unmarred by what i could do to you. i could do so much. you would beg for mercy and i would give it to you because thats what i always do ( Read more... )

antique masters. 6 times. 6 fucking times. relentless. im so vulnerable when asleep, im so dead at the next sleep over ( Read more... )