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42 Things You'd Like to Know About Me but Never Thought to Ask
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Yeah... when I was in highschool, my friends and I would get into big groups on Halloween, and when we'd see a cop car, we'd all take off running in different directions. And then we got caught and searched.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster?
Oh hell. Probably?
3. When's the last time you've been sleigh riding?
Sleigh riding? Never. Vampire slaying? ...never, as well.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
No preference.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes! Me and my friends even saw a ghost in high school!
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Yeah
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
No, because I'm not a racist, and I'm not going to hate on a Black man just for being succesful.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
I think Angelina Jolie is a HOME. WRECKER. And just kidding! I am a racist!!
9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
Yes.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Lolz nope
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Hells. No.
12. Which of the seven dwarves can you most relate to?
I don't know, is there an Amorous Dwarf?
13. Superstitious?
Uhh, none that I can think of.
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run the red light?
Yeah, I'll do it during the day, too.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
No, not really. Some people think I gave up candy for Lent? But I didn't.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Neither, because I hate baseball
17. Have you ever Ice Skated?
Yeah
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes. If it's an embarassing dream, I'll tell one of my friends so they can remind me about it later
19.when was the last time u laughed so hard u cried?
OMG probably when I watched Honey!
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Yeah
21. Look quick! Whats behind you?
My bed...?
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I don't know...
23. Do you know who Ba-Ba-Booey is?
I googled it, cuz I thought it might be Babe Ruth. It turns out its the nickname of Howard Sterns producer. Well that's one google search Ill never get back.
24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
I usually try to. My friend who posted this, Nichole... one time she was driving me home, and I kid you not, we were on the highway, and she was looking for something in the backseat, and using her knees to steer the car. And probably smoking a cigarette. And probably not wearing a seatbelt, either.
25. What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could see right through a womans panties, and straight into her heart.
26. Do you like Sushi?
Nope, I dont like any seafood.
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Uhh, probably. I remember that my brother and I almost got into a really bad accident when we were younger.
28. What do you wear to bed?
Sometimes a pair of breifs, and sometimes less.
29. Have you ever been caught stealing?
Wow, Im not trying to sound like a bitch, but I dont think Ive ever stolen anything. When I was in highschool, I was in a group called The Old Navy Bandits. I never personally theived, but, guilty by association or whatever. I reaped the benefits of their theft. Never caught, though.
30. Does size matter?
Ha ha ha, I just reminded myself of a really sick story. I think I was still in middle school, and one of my classmates had a brother whose dick was so big that, during a little team action, it was found to be too big to fit in any of the three girls he was with. I dont really know, though, cuz it wasnt too big for me?
31. Do you truly hate anyone?
Yes, I can say that I truly hate some people.
32. Rock and Roll or Rap?
Rap... I hate rock
33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Dead or alive? Mama Cass or Laura Bush, respectively.
34. Do you know anyone in jail?
Im gonna guess that I do
35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror like your favorite singer?
No... in front of a mirror?
36. Do you know how to play chess?
Not well
37. What food do you find disgusting?
I dont know, when people, like, over-do it with the vegetables?
38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
I've never actually played it, but it's happened on many occaisions, yes.
39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Ha ha of course.
40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
I am a pretty nice guy, so yeah... why not?
41. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Never! Not the money maker!
42. When was the last time you threw up from drinking too much?
Oh Jesus. New Years.